Jake Gyllenhaal is Mad His Direct-to-Streaming Movie is Going Directly to Streaming

Dec 01, 2023 21:26


Jake Gyllenhaal and director Doug Linman are “pissed” that their ‘ROAD HOUSE’ remake, which is receiving high test screening scores, will not be released theatrically by Amazon Studios.

They opted to screen the film for Jeff Bezos, in the hopes he’d join their cause, but Amazon… pic.twitter.com/fB61A3HLO3
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sandstorm December 2 2023, 14:43:32 UTC

This would probably make a better movie.

"Alright, we gotta get this movie theatrical. Here's a reverse heist, where we end up on his boat, tie him up, and force him to screen the movie."

They do it all, they succeed, and at the end, Bezos goes "That's nice guys.", and as they leave, he turns around and tosses it overboard, because he is no longer the CEO or President of Amazon, Andrew Jassy is, and while he's probably a board member, what board member gives a fuck about some shitty movie getting a theatrical push.

And then an orca eats him.

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analievelyn December 2 2023, 14:50:13 UTC
Happy he didn't get what he wanted. What a loser

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bananasnrum December 2 2023, 15:12:42 UTC
Jake’s career has been a disaster for years. Nothing memorable as a lead since Nightcrawler- and I feel like his Spider-Man part is never talked about.

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crash31 December 2 2023, 15:41:52 UTC
I think him not winning or even being nominated for an Oscar for Nightcrawler fucked with his head badly and he really said “fuck this shit” and his choices since have been a sign of that.

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bananasnrum December 2 2023, 15:46:04 UTC
I think in some respect the industry has moved on from him. He’s done some supporting parts where he can act out something new for a role but he lost the mojo of being a notable leading man. It could be an age thing too. Play more fathers, Jake.

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wwgrogudo December 2 2023, 15:51:33 UTC
I still dk wtf he was doing in Okja.

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dude_isotopes December 2 2023, 15:17:11 UTC
It’s what they deserve for thinking they could ever capture the insane magic that is the original Road House.

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lamppost1911 December 2 2023, 16:17:48 UTC
If he doesn’t rip a man’s throat out with his bare hands I will riot.

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nemo_de_la_meer December 2 2023, 21:45:56 UTC
Wait, is this a remake of the Patrick Swayze movie?!? HOW. WHY?

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thispaintedlife December 2 2023, 15:20:48 UTC

good, suffer!!!!!

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