Jake Gyllenhaal and director Doug Linman are “pissed” that their ‘ROAD HOUSE’ remake, which is receiving high test screening scores, will not be released theatrically by Amazon Studios.
They opted to screen the film for Jeff Bezos, in the hopes he’d join their cause, but Amazon…
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This would probably make a better movie.
"Alright, we gotta get this movie theatrical. Here's a reverse heist, where we end up on his boat, tie him up, and force him to screen the movie."
They do it all, they succeed, and at the end, Bezos goes "That's nice guys.", and as they leave, he turns around and tosses it overboard, because he is no longer the CEO or President of Amazon, Andrew Jassy is, and while he's probably a board member, what board member gives a fuck about some shitty movie getting a theatrical push.
And then an orca eats him.
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good, suffer!!!!!
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