Yes, Chris Evans really is married

[just444]

Here you go!!!! The man himself confirming the news!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/KGeFRfcfbp
- 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒆 💭 (@cassievans_) October 14, 2023

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He wore a ring, mentioned his wife and talked about the two ceremonies (one in Boston and one in Portugal) they had

ofc his psycho fans are not taking it well

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[picturemegone]

[rosytintedflash]

we rly need a buddy cop movie with these two ladies

[chll51]

At this point, no help can save them.

[ohwutevernvm]

Lol

[dbwayfarer]

my reaction to the headline too

like congrats to Chris and Alba, sure I guess, but the real story here is the absurd fandom posts we're gonna get to enjoy for awhile lol

[dbwayfarer]

a new generation/variant of robstens has just been born into the world, thank u mr. evans

[raisedawolf]

what kind of mental illness is this?? not even joking.

[niyarav]

Right, like how do you even arrive at this point?

[picturemegone]

mte and I love mess but I also think this shit is disturbing.

[euraylie]

You find that brand of crazy in pretty much every fandom. It’s almost zur fannish equivalent of QAnon…echo chambers etc.

[theoryofwar]

[deerlike]

Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia! I got boxes full of Pepe!

[rosytintedflash]

Carol??? CARRROLLL?????

[lovelylaura23]

Remember when he got his lawyers to go after anyone who said he had herpes? Good times.

[arellaj]

Wasn't it his mom?

[lovelylaura23]

GONORRHEA we were both wrong!

So Chris Evans lawyers want us to know that CHRIS EVANS DEFINITELY DOES not HAVE GONORRHEA. Happy birthday, @ChrisEvans!
- ONTD (@ONTD) June 13, 2012

[niyarav]

Wait, which part of it was his mum?