A Chris is Quitting and Divorcing

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https://instagram.com/p/CyAvfVELP8s
- This is a vague af rumour that began on Deuxmoi so take it with the most dubious grain of salt

Comments

[manu19]

That makes no sense. Why would his wife care about his career choices or divorce him over this? LOL If anything, I'd be happy as the wife because he would most likely be more at home than filming movie XY abroad.

OK, they might get divorced but over a singing career? I think not

[totteringg]

Maybe he's just really bad at singing.

[tlovesdolphin]

Didn't he announce he was stepping back because he found out he was highly likely to develop alzheimer's? Why would he step back from ACTING, a job that he can be home for when not filming, for singing where he'll be on the road all the time? It doesn't make sense.

[sarahvma]

Yeah, I feel like it kind of rules out Hemsworth because he's technically already "stepped back".

[lone_concertina]

I said in a post a few months ago that Pratt was going to stop acting and try to go into politics eventually so that's my guess, but leaving a Schwarzenegger before trying to get in CA politics is not the move so idk

[3ris352]

Same thing I was grappling with unless something happened that guaranteed he wouldn't have a viable political career (i.e. some insider info from dad in law or some shit) AND he had that whole "MouseRat" band thing for Parks and Rec.

I'm leaning Pratt. I think he's also not quite dedicated to politics as much when it's not serving him and tbh its really not atm.

It seems he didn't get the come up he was hoping for by hitching himself to Katherine.

Ok, final bet: $20 on Pratt.

*whew*

[skyler_white_yo]

He does seem really invested in how “A List” he perceived to be. GOTG made him a household name, but his non Marvel work has not been the blockbusters he wanted them to be. He gets voiceover work in successful movies, but he’s usually cited as the worst part of the movie. Add that in with his incessant pouting over being the deemed worst Chris, he just has a really thin skin, and is probably really bothered that his career and reputation is not what he wants it to be.

[tetrazzinichikn]

But but but she gave him a healthy child!!!

She’s such a conventional tradwife that I think if this is true, it has to be Hemsworth.

[rubie_dubidoux]

how do we know it's not Meloni or Messina

[luvthatdrtywata]

Because they are the Chris’ who can be trusted. They seem to genuinely love their wives and don’t belief their own hype.

[cautionwalrus]

Idk about Meloni. His embrace of the daddy thing lately is kinda 😬

[egalitarianmuse]

Giving men credit never seems to go well...

[ionadelfina]

I hope it’s not Hemsworth. I like him and Elsa together.

[bulastar]

He built a whole ass Westfield shopping centre and pissed off a town of cashed-up hippies just for her ;_;

[wirepatch]

hey the girl's used to people giving her castles he had to do something

[xdecadentx]

She needs to give lessons.

[2_on]

i stopped reading at deuxmoi

[sockymous]

THIS... their disclaimer that it's for entertainement purpose (so as not to get sued by celebs) should be taken as just THAT, literally 100% parodic fun....