Joe Jonas' Alleged Inner Circle: It's a Short List

[niyarav]

Joe Jonas' family always has his back - particularly in the midst of his divorce from Sophie Turner. https://t.co/dATCcn3jro
- Us Weekly (@usweekly) September 24, 2023

The article promises to tell us who's there supporting Joe through the divorce. According to an insider, his family is "proud of him for putting the children’s needs first and doing

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[pikapika217]

Aligning with Diplo??

Also, the bigger gag is that this is apparently news that needs to be reported. Like I would EXPECT your family/brothers and friends to be on your side unless you were some sort of heinous monster that we don't know about. LOL

[distant_lines]

I dunno, if I was pulling this shit my family would be telling me to check myself.

[syntheses]

Idk if you can truly say he and Diplo are aligning. “I think they have some children” is, if anything, more aligned with some of us clueless spectators (I thought she had one and not 3???? Am I understanding that total correctly now that I typed it?????)

And I actually fucking hate Diplo as a person, for multiple reasons, but that’s just funny lmfao

[pi_lady]

They have two daughters.

[sandstorm]

> It's a short list

ha

[afeelingunacted]

“I wish them all the love because I think they have some children.”

This is amazing.

Right up there with that "I'm sorry for you. Or happy. IDK I'mm not reading all that".

[5368f65]

I was ready to hate on whatever he said, but like... Yes, think of the children, even if you don't know how many are involved. lol Nice PR response.

[skyler_white_yo]

The “I think they have children” line is very reminiscent of when Tiffany Tr*mp said she knew her father loved her because he once answered the phone when she called him.

[thereinventions]

Damn, that's sad and the bar is in hell.

[hallyujah]

I still remember her iconic "LGBs for Trump" event!

[altheablue]

Her what now lmao

[kawaiiairbender]

I thought the brothers weren't actually close.

Diplo? Eww but that blurb doesn't make it sound like they like each other

[syntheses]

I was expecting more context in the article but nope, US Weekly straight up printed “I think they have some children” as a direct quote and tried to say they were close not even a paragraph earlier and that was the end of the article.

Lowkey sounds like US Weekly doesn’t like him either

[lysblack]

Nah, they are, they are fiscally conservative christians, their dad was a pastor and their mom doesn't really believe in feminism, so they are a a toght knit group.

[kawaiiairbender]

Kevin did an interview when they first reunited and he said he hadn't talked to his brothers in years though.