Joe Jonas' Alleged Inner Circle: It's a Short List

[niyarav]

Joe Jonas' family always has his back - particularly in the midst of his divorce from Sophie Turner. https://t.co/dATCcn3jro
- Us Weekly (@usweekly) September 24, 2023

The article promises to tell us who's there supporting Joe through the divorce. According to an insider, his family is "proud of him for putting the children’s needs first and doing

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[pikapika217]

Aligning with Diplo??

Also, the bigger gag is that this is apparently news that needs to be reported. Like I would EXPECT your family/brothers and friends to be on your side unless you were some sort of heinous monster that we don't know about. LOL

[distant_lines]

I dunno, if I was pulling this shit my family would be telling me to check myself.

[syntheses]

Idk if you can truly say he and Diplo are aligning. “I think they have some children” is, if anything, more aligned with some of us clueless spectators (I thought she had one and not 3???? Am I understanding that total correctly now that I typed it?????)

And I actually fucking hate Diplo as a person, for multiple reasons, but that’s just funny lmfao

[pi_lady]

They have two daughters.

[syntheses]

I thought he had sons for some reason but given his strange reactions to Sophie seemingly having a life of her own/his own fundie background, I really do not like the idea of him raising two daughters