ONTD University's astronomy department recently discovered that aliens are in fact real, and students are now curious about the intricies of fucking our extraterrestial overlords or swearing off human dick in favor of alien probes. Although researchers are still determining whether birth control is effective and/or necessary when having sex with
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We're all about those Politicials.
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via GIPHY
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ONTD, you haven't lived until you read the alien sex in this book - https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/38601826-the-scorpion-s-mate?ac=1&from_search=true&qid=Pj2Rr7I1BT&rank=1
Spoiler alert - the alien, who is a scorpion man, feeds his new human mate by her giving him blowjobs and his cum is nutritious and tastes like a tropical smoothie.
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Wow this makes Ice Planet Barbarians seem vanilla.
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Because they're, like, aliens who hop on chairs or something?
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like satellite and shooting stars
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