ONTD Original: 5 Songs to Add to your Alien Sex Playlist
ONTD University's astronomy department recently discovered that aliens are in fact real, and students are now curious about the intricies of fucking our extraterrestial overlords or swearing off human dick in favor of alien probes. Although researchers are still determining whether birth control is effective and/or necessary when having sex with aliens, ONTD University's music department identified five songs that will help you and your alien lover orgasm regardless of the number of orifices from either end involved in your love making.
1. UFO - Pink Lady
Click to viewWe first start off with this J-Pop classic about an being seduced by an alien and the amazing things he does for you. Shows affection like a grown-ass being? Check. Offers alcohol when you're thristy? Check. Tucks you into bed when you're tired? Check. If you're tired of human men lately anyway and wish to be abducted by your attentive alien boyfriend, then convey your feelings with this bop as your alien lover shows you how alien dildos are inferior compared to the real thing.
2. E.T. - Katy Perry
Maybe your interest in alien sex is less about hating men and more tied to genuine curiosity of how it even works. If this describes you better, than look no further than Katy Perry's E.T. Forget about Utada Hikaru's song about mixing Eastern and Western gene pools, you want to mix your DNA with a completely different species and live your alient pregnant Sim fantasy. You want to feel that alien vibrate or whatever because skinning Japanese girls just isn't getting your kink off anymore. Either way, this song makes it very clear to your alien partner that you consent to anything that happens, and we all know how sexy consent is sexy.
3. Astroboy - FEMM
For those that are seeking an alien hookup in the hopes of a partner that actually understands human anatomy, then FEMM's Astroboy may be the song for you. No, you're not looking for a long-term thing with an alien. No, you do not want alien offsprings. You just want a good hookup and human boys aren't cutting it. Now take that Apollo 69 rocket to outerspace and get that release human men deprived you from experiencing.
4. SUCK - COBRAH (NSFW)
Okay, let's stop beating the bush, some of you just have an alien fetish and can't wait for a real alien to probe you. If this is you, then COBRAH got you covered! Between alien probing visuals and clear directions for how your alien hookup should harvest your juices, I'm sure both of you are left shaking more than Katy Perry seeing Kyary's exposed arms.
5. ALIEN SUPERSTAR - Beyonce
At this point, some of you may be wondering, "okay but I'm a normal person, is there a song for me to play in the event of hooking up with an alien in case if it ~happens~?" Well okay, Mx. High Self-Esteem, why are you even here? This post is for the MARGINALIZED alien fuckers, stop making this about you. ... Whatever, just throw on ALIEN SUPERSTAR, I'm sure all of your friends tell you look just like Beyonce and not Luther Vandross,so I'm sure that can help you get off before you post about how you're ~normal~ unlike the rest of ONTD.
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what songs would you add to your alien sex playlist?