Jesus did not return for this: Meghan Trainor "still enjoys her side-by-side toilets"

[therearewords]

. @Meghan_Trainor reveals she and husband #DarylSabara are still enjoying their side-by-side toilets https://t.co/YcHW69KfHN
- ET Canada (@ETCanada) April 9, 2023
- "My husband and I, we pee together, though. We hold hands; he sits when he pees. We hold hands while we pee. We’re like, ‘What are we doing together, baby?’ We have a calendar in there

Comments

[cstoffer]

I can’t even pee with the door open when I’m home alone, I could not imagine this.

[shahrazade_bard]

Same lol

[theleveebroke]

pooping with the door open is so freeing tho omg. let loose, I said let loose

[evilgerbil]

The husband of a friend of mine arranged a surprise birthday party for her in their small apartment. We were hiding in the kitchen and she came home and went into the bathroom. She started crying when she came out and saw us because she was afraid we heard her pee.

[ritaamber]

I had to pee so stopped at a truck stop and evil ex walked unto the women's bathroom to check it for me (and found a man creeping so thank you) and after he ran him off he tried to stand in the bathroom as a guard and I literally couldn't pee. He had to leave. Lmao I don't know how people potty together.

[bdl]

there was a shitty bar i used to go to in my old hometown that had a ladies room that had two side by side toilets. i always assumed they meant to put stalls up and just didn’t bc it was such a shithole but for all i know it was the original design.

i can’t believe my friends and i would use that bathroom. the indignities/self-hatred you endure in your 20s….

[ritaamber]

Lmao are you in southern Colorado because same. And all my coworkers would drink the potty together and I would just hold it and die inside.

[bdl]

drink the potty??? i hope there’s a typo in there sis

south tx unfortunately

[ritaamber]

Lmao dammit drink and then potty

[januarysix]

I'm eating beets right now so I look forward to my pee looking like a crime scene soon.

[skyler_white_yo]

When I was a kid, I ate a lot of beets and freaked the fuck out when I saw my pee. Then there was the time I ate a lot of prunes thinking they were big raisins.

I have not eaten beets or prunes since then.

[januarysix]

yeah they also turn your poop red. I thought I had cancer. but then I realized. I'm trying to eat more beets since I hear they are good for cholesterol and blood pressure.

[astro_boi]

having some for dinner lol

[dafuqgetoffmeho]

[jinny]

Well, I just kept editing comment the more and more I read everyone's comments, because I didn't read the entire description yet. Then I also had grammar errors that piss me off as well lol. I edited mine about 5 times tbh.

[arellaj]

some mods just want to watch the world burn

[blorpz]

narsty farts