ONTD Original: Sexiest Man Alive season is here! Time to guess who it'll be

[agentsoup]

The last year has been a dry turd pile folded into a rotting ham sandwich and force fed to us via bazooka-to-the-face whenever the Supreme Court is in session, but we can hardly blame that on reigning Sexiest Man Alive Paul Rudd!

Comments

[angriest_girl]

Pitt will buy it as part of his media blitz to smear Angie and make himself look like an angel.

[therearewords]

Oh eeeeew, legitimate possibility.

[nyse]

I think so too

[agentsoup]

I considered that but I think it would bring too much incoming fire to BP and PEOPLE. People isn't in the business of being controversial, least of all on one of their biggest selling issues of the year.

[benihime99]

Oscar Isaac
Pedro Pascal
John boyega
Dev patel

[ichabod_crake]

Henry Cavill for now.... more to come.

[trekkiepetrelli]

oh sweet mother of mercy i need that man to [redacted] [redacted] me all night and then [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

[dianakingston]

Unf.

[toxic_illusion]

Only as Geralt though and since he’s not Geralt anymore he’s OFF THE LIST 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Watch out for anyone who gets a turtle

[choukoumei]

Re: Watch out for anyone who gets a turtle

[sodenoshirayuki]

Re: Watch out for anyone who gets a turtle

[4forglencoco]

Stephanie!!!
This is what happens when I love something!

I rewatch this show so much 🖤

[ichabod_crake]

Forgot these two- more to come.....

thank god finally an excuse to share this

[trekkiepetrelli]

Re: thank god finally an excuse to share this

[misslibb]

I'm going to preface this with I'd fuck him five ways from Sunday. HOWEVER! His lats are so fucked. They're so weirdly big and bulge out too much. If there was just a gentle taper from obliques up to pecs he'd legit be perfect.

Again. I would lick every inch of him. Goddamn.

Re: thank god finally an excuse to share this

[__onthebound]

Snatched waist king