ONTD Original: Sexiest Man Alive season is here! Time to guess who it'll be

[agentsoup]

The last year has been a dry turd pile folded into a rotting ham sandwich and force fed to us via bazooka-to-the-face whenever the Supreme Court is in session, but we can hardly blame that on reigning Sexiest Man Alive Paul Rudd!

Comments

[hellicoptajuuce]

Where is Wonho? He didnt thrist trap this hard this year to be excluded!

[sitakhet]

Wonho is an absolute snack but I get the feeling People isn't about to pick an Asian man as the sexiest.

Actually I googled there's only 4 SMAs who are not white, none of whom are Asian. 3 out of the 4 were named post 2016.
Sooooooo yeah while Simu Liu MIGHT have a chance, I'd eat my shoes if he won.

[evilgerbil]

I want to see Simi and Bowen fighting about it like the SNL skit they did.

[pseudonygma]

I want Ke Huy Quan to win it but People isn't going to catapult him to the top based on one movie. I don't see Simu winning it either since he's not exactly a household name despite Shang Chi doing well; if anything, Tony Leung should be a bigger contender.

[zakara]

I know I'm in the minority but I find Daniel Craig charming!

[magnetic_rose92]

I was never that into him as Bond but I really liked him in Knives Out!

[angriest_girl]

I can never look at him without thinking of Jimmy’s outburst in You’re The Worst when Gretchen said he was her celebrity crush: “Daniel Craig? He looks like an upset baby!”

[blorpz]

bad bunny is a good guess. i bet they'll pick bowen yang

[waffletaco]

Jensen Ackles still isn't famous enough to be considered for this list.

[ichabod_crake]

It's a fucking STRUGGLE trying to find real nudes of Jenson in this world of manips.

He's super-fucking H.O.T., tho.

[waffletaco]

all he's done is the dimly lit butt shot on THE BOYS 😔 . And if you count it, simulated j/o motions in the next episode while wearing a robe.

If his wife can do a topless secks scene from that terrible "10 Inch Hero" movie, Jensen can at least show a well lit butt or his bush. Or walk around in tight briefs.

[pseudonygma]

He should totally be on this list though. He's so absurdly handsome that he's even got straight men complimenting him unprompted.

[sabriendra]

Solid list. Except for young Harold. It’s not that I think he doesn’t deserve it, it’s just that he’ll never ever agree to it. Winning this means doing a little press, having a lil laugh, making fun of yourself.. and that’s just not his brand. He’s so insistent on being void of character or doing as little press that isn’t considered high fashion or serious music, that he’ll never go along with something so fun.
I say all this as a fan lmao, I’ve just learned to always be disappointed.

[therearewords]

Solid points there.

[notoriousreign]

Honestly I'm a fan too and you right.

[malorn]

I have to disagree about making fun of himself. He does it all the time, both intentionally (the old Harold did, anyway) and accidentally (often, these days).