Britney Spears Memoir Finished However Pushed Back Due to Paper Shortage

[penelopetaynt]

Earlier this year Britney Spears signed a deal with Simon & Schuster for a tell-all / memoir worth an estimated $15 million. However due to a paper shortage we might have to wait a little longer to read her story.

Britney Spears is said to be finished writing her memoir, but you may not get to read it that fast. https://t.co/JggfF0Vk5g
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Comments

[britneys]

Well somebody better get to cutting down more trees then! Call me Taylor Swift because I no longer give a fuck about the environment.

[penelopetaynt]

I pray Twitter never loses its way...

[theactualworst]

I can’t believe we haven’t figured out a different way to make paper by now. Is it just laziness?

[ladychips]

we're literally tossing civilians out into space and are well on our way to personal trillionaires, but we still cant figure out how to make PAPER without murdering the world's supply of trees

[artemis_a23]

There's sugarcane paper (I think it's the most common one used here), not sure how ecological it is though

[ladychips]

release the digital to me then :(((

[soulhades]

That's it. It was the last straw for me. Fuck nature !!!!! I can accept massive droughts and devastating heat waves, but I draw the line at keeping us from britney's truth !!!!!!!!

[penelopetaynt]

Last straw?! But what about the turtles?!

[succubuzz]

im sorry but where did you get your icon?? i watch that video of bob and peppermint once a week it makes me so happy

[penelopetaynt]

Bitcccch I had to make it. It’s the most iconic drag race meme of all time.

[su_metal]

there's a paper shortage?! I hope that happens here too, this fucking government creates more paperwork than the one before, everything has to be done on paper and there are several official formularies to make, it's ridiculous.