The Winners of the 2022 Lyttle Lytton Contest Are Here

[frejasface]

The 2022 winners of the Lyttle Lytton Contest (to write the worst first sentence of the worst imaginary novel) has been announced.

And they are splendid.https://t.co/WLAqes0aDN pic.twitter.com/fTLlAgYYGT
- Imre Jele (@imrejele) June 30, 2022
Every year, the Lyttle Llytton contest asks writers to send in the worst first sentence to an imaginary novel

Comments

[the_nerrieds]

What's the prize?

[missmagic12]

A publishing contract.

J/k I have no idea

[angriest_girl]

Every one of those examples was better than the one that won.

“Her skin was pale, like a pale ale… but her hair was amber, like an amber ale” lolol

[kimda]

Not unlike how mitochondria gives energy to the cell, Alice gave energy to John’s heart and penis, both of whom containing dozens of cells.

Lmfaoooo

[weighty_ghost]

There are DOZENS OF US

[kimda]

I’m dyinggggg 🤣

[sandstorm]

Bethany and Hubert Hummel sat happily making a gingerbread house, unaware that their marriage was as brittle as Mr. Gingerbread’s limbs.

i'm crying lmao this and the banana one

[hotties_chicken]

As I slowly untied his red bandana and ran my fingers through his long, flowing golden locks, I finally understood that, indeed, every rose truly has its thorn.

[trees]

MY CONDOLENCES!!!

https://www.tennessean.com/story/entertainment/music/2022/06/30/poisons-bret-michaels-hospitalized-band-cancels-nashville-performance/7784197001/