To no one's surprise, 'Dear Evan Hansen' is fucking terrible

[masterofmystery]

DEAR EVAN HANSEN: VERY bad. We must throw Ben Platt in movie jail and revoke his Tony for this all-time bad performance, but let Julianne Moore arrest him because she’s the saving grace in this poorly realized and tone-deaf trainwreck that hits much differently on screen #TIFF21
- Jason (@jasonosia) September 10, 2021
The allegedly anticipated film

Comments

[champagnexdream]

I don’t even really like the stage version of this to begin with but damn

[debbiesgirl]

[champagnexdream]

I saw a touring version and I honestly barely remember it. I was so whelmed

[dadeepish]

It’s a piece of shit property in any form AND Ben platt is talentless and unappealing. (Not even hot!) It’s like Hamilton but even worse, somehow.

[stigmatize]

oh man this is so popular among the teenager musical animatic scene but I never got the appeal. can't wait for the full reviews to tear it apart

[leenerific]

Damn Canada, cut throat lol

[ladychips]

his face, jesus christ

[iznanassi]

He kinda looks like this too

[toxic_illusion]

is this a clip from Evan Hanson's college years

[littlebones]

we're supposed to believe that the ageless julianne moore's genes fucked all the way up to create that 40 year old 15 year old?

[scaredsquee]

oh no the old man is gonna be cranky