BREAKING: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Isn't Stinky

[shangri__la]

Nope, I’m the opposite of a “not washing themselves” celeb.
Shower (cold) when I roll outta bed to get my day rollin’.
Shower (warm) after my workout before work.
Shower (hot) after I get home from work.
Face wash, body wash, exfoliate and I sing (off key) in the shower 🧼 🎶 https://t.co/iE6ZPhrthL
- Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) August 7, 2021

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Comments

[butterflyblot]

He's not white, that's why

[cwazy_weiven]

lol exactly

[pastelstar]

bingo

[rhapsodeeinblue]

My first thought lol

[_the_blonde]

i mean, i think we need a medium between NO showers and three showers in one day. my water bill can only cope with so much.

[sweet_ali]

And my skin would just dry up completely snd peel off from that regimen.

[maidenhell]

Yesterday, someone on twitter theorized this is the beginning of discourse on water scarcity and a way to influence people (i.e. the poor/middle class) to consume less. I totally buy it actually. Why are so many celebrities talking about the same thing at the same time? It doesn't strike me as arising organically. We all know they may say they don't bathe all the time but they have mansions with pools and lawns to water. Even without bathing, their consumption is vastly more than the average person.

[jarellano89]

Yup. Farmers, nestle, golf courses, mansions, and almond trees consume so much of the water in California its nuts. We're absolutely gonna have a water crisis in like 15 years, if that.

WHY must I be old during the apocalypse???

[shangri__la]

I'M KEEPING THIS COMMUNITY ALIVE

[therearewords]

Make (more) food posts instead of dangling bait all the time!

[shangri__la]

Get your nose out of my creative process!

[therearewords]

Are you starting things about my NOSE????

[anterrabre]

He looks like he smells really good, either herbal or a nice, fresh musk.

[jarellano89]

He wears aventus.

[therearewords]

Okay, I'm over it - back to fighting climate change worsening.