Jackass Star Viciously Attacked by Shark During Clout-Chasing Stunt

Jul 15, 2021 21:14

https://instagram.com/p/CRM8SQlgLhs

A man who calls himself "Poopies" got attacked by a shark while filming a stunt involving... you know, a shark. The dipshit was wakeboarding in shark-infested water in Florida when a shark bit off his hand. Yes, his entire damn hand.

The whole thing was captured on video. WARNING: it's graphic. [Dumbass alert]

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ahkna July 16 2021, 03:09:33 UTC
Do dumb shit, get bit.

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looneyboy83 July 16 2021, 15:29:01 UTC

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archersangel July 16 2021, 22:09:13 UTC
Like some people say here; play stupid game, win stupid prizes.

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houndooms July 16 2021, 03:11:27 UTC
Poor shark. Remember when Shark Week used to be educational and now it's basically all fear-mongering?

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myhipusername July 16 2021, 03:15:43 UTC
Fr it makes me mad and not want to watch it anymore lol every single special is about how veracious their bites are and these multiple shark attacks in certain areas like.. I would like to learn about the evolution of sharks, why they’re so important to our ecosystem, all the different kinds of species in a cool way not just watch another shark attack documentary lol

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evilgerbil July 16 2021, 06:11:52 UTC
Fun shark facts:

Some sharks that give birth to live young engage in intrauterine cannibalism. The sand tiger shark has two uteruses where many eggs develop, but only 2 survive until birth. The embryos eat the other eggs and embryos in their uterus until only one remains.

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myhipusername July 16 2021, 06:33:59 UTC
Oh my god I had to look up what intrauterine meant 😭 the embryos eat eachother too?! They have to be one of the most ruthless species on this earth

Thank you for these facts! I love them because now I learned something new today too! Lol

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ladycyndra July 16 2021, 03:12:24 UTC
Dumbass

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locksuperpower July 16 2021, 03:26:04 UTC
Jackass*

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myhipusername July 16 2021, 03:12:40 UTC
Holy shit I watched the video of him talking about the incident and the dude starts crying and makes me tear up bc you can hear the trauma he has from and the fear he had of dying :( like I know he put himself in that situation but I can’t help that my humanity wants everyone to always be okay lol

I have a fear of pain so I stay away from danger but recently I fell hard on some rocky concrete and slid so now I got this ugly painful wound scabbing up on my right knee. I’m just sad I can’t work out or twerk for a bit 😢

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frejasface July 16 2021, 03:33:34 UTC
You are more gracious than me.

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myhipusername July 16 2021, 05:07:35 UTC
I really am one of a kind 💀💀

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richyrich909 July 16 2021, 05:43:36 UTC
I feel more sympathetic for you bb. You’ll get back to twerking before you know it. At least the shark got a meal and the man lived? #silverlinings.

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spiral_mystik July 16 2021, 03:13:01 UTC
Team Shark all the way.
Isn't that enough that us humans are selfishly destroying animals' habitats? We have to disturb wild animals when they're minding their business for clout too?

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marywebgirl July 16 2021, 03:30:53 UTC
There are a couple of tour companies in Hawaii that take you out to swim with sharks and their boats have just happened to catch on fire in the middle of the night a few times.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2011/03/26/hawaii-news/third-shark-tour-boat-burns/

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h_wyatt July 16 2021, 17:46:39 UTC
So did the sharks set the boat on fire? Hope so.

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looneyboy83 July 16 2021, 15:30:51 UTC
yes. who are these ONTDers that voted for team poopsie. get your acts together!


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