Jackass Star Viciously Attacked by Shark During Clout-Chasing Stunt

[frejasface]

https://instagram.com/p/CRM8SQlgLhs

A man who calls himself "Poopies" got attacked by a shark while filming a stunt involving... you know, a shark. The dipshit was wakeboarding in shark-infested water in Florida when a shark bit off his hand. Yes, his entire damn hand.

The whole thing was captured on video. WARNING: it's graphic. [Dumbass alert]

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Sharks are

Comments

[ahkna]

Do dumb shit, get bit.

[looneyboy83]

[archersangel]

Like some people say here; play stupid game, win stupid prizes.

[houndooms]

Poor shark. Remember when Shark Week used to be educational and now it's basically all fear-mongering?

[myhipusername]

Fr it makes me mad and not want to watch it anymore lol every single special is about how veracious their bites are and these multiple shark attacks in certain areas like.. I would like to learn about the evolution of sharks, why they’re so important to our ecosystem, all the different kinds of species in a cool way not just watch another shark attack documentary lol

[evilgerbil]

Fun shark facts:

Some sharks that give birth to live young engage in intrauterine cannibalism. The sand tiger shark has two uteruses where many eggs develop, but only 2 survive until birth. The embryos eat the other eggs and embryos in their uterus until only one remains.

[myhipusername]

Oh my god I had to look up what intrauterine meant 😭 the embryos eat eachother too?! They have to be one of the most ruthless species on this earth

Thank you for these facts! I love them because now I learned something new today too! Lol

[ladycyndra]

Dumbass

[locksuperpower]

Jackass*

[myhipusername]

Holy shit I watched the video of him talking about the incident and the dude starts crying and makes me tear up bc you can hear the trauma he has from and the fear he had of dying :( like I know he put himself in that situation but I can’t help that my humanity wants everyone to always be okay lol

I have a fear of pain so I stay away from danger but recently I fell hard on some rocky concrete and slid so now I got this ugly painful wound scabbing up on my right knee. I’m just sad I can’t work out or twerk for a bit 😢

[frejasface]

You are more gracious than me.

[myhipusername]

I really am one of a kind 💀💀

[richyrich909]

I feel more sympathetic for you bb. You’ll get back to twerking before you know it. At least the shark got a meal and the man lived? #silverlinings.

[spiral_mystik]

Team Shark all the way.
Isn't that enough that us humans are selfishly destroying animals' habitats? We have to disturb wild animals when they're minding their business for clout too?

[marywebgirl]

There are a couple of tour companies in Hawaii that take you out to swim with sharks and their boats have just happened to catch on fire in the middle of the night a few times.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2011/03/26/hawaii-news/third-shark-tour-boat-burns/

[h_wyatt]

So did the sharks set the boat on fire? Hope so.

[looneyboy83]

yes. who are these ONTDers that voted for team poopsie. get your acts together!