Jackass Star Viciously Attacked by Shark During Clout-Chasing Stunt

[frejasface]

https://instagram.com/p/CRM8SQlgLhs

A man who calls himself "Poopies" got attacked by a shark while filming a stunt involving... you know, a shark. The dipshit was wakeboarding in shark-infested water in Florida when a shark bit off his hand. Yes, his entire damn hand.

The whole thing was captured on video. WARNING: it's graphic. [Dumbass alert]

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Comments

[houndooms]

Poor shark. Remember when Shark Week used to be educational and now it's basically all fear-mongering?

[myhipusername]

Fr it makes me mad and not want to watch it anymore lol every single special is about how veracious their bites are and these multiple shark attacks in certain areas like.. I would like to learn about the evolution of sharks, why they’re so important to our ecosystem, all the different kinds of species in a cool way not just watch another shark attack documentary lol

[evilgerbil]

Fun shark facts:

Some sharks that give birth to live young engage in intrauterine cannibalism. The sand tiger shark has two uteruses where many eggs develop, but only 2 survive until birth. The embryos eat the other eggs and embryos in their uterus until only one remains.

[myhipusername]

Oh my god I had to look up what intrauterine meant 😭 the embryos eat eachother too?! They have to be one of the most ruthless species on this earth

Thank you for these facts! I love them because now I learned something new today too! Lol

[evilgerbil]

Yup! It's called embryophagy, or adelphophagy ("to eat ones brother"). The farther away you get from mammals, the weirder the reproductive strategies become. Some sharks can also produce young asexually by parthenogenesis (so can snakes). I think its only been observed in captivity so far, in female sharks that were kept isolated from males.

[__onthebound]

Humans should do the same.

[lyrabjadesss]

The closest humans get is twin resorption, or “vanishing twin syndrome”

[electric_lemur]

I absorbed my twin 😟

[misscrystal25]

Shark bait ooh-ahh-ahh!

[ohwutevernvm]

Right? They used to keep it real cute like that. 😢

[missjersey]

It's so bad now.

[sihaya09]

It's boomeranged. In the 90's it was dominated by shark attack shit. Then it got more educational in the 00's and 10's, and now it's heading back the other way.