ONTD Original: "Strut My Stuff and Yes I Farted" - 5 Misheard Lyrics to do the Poot Toot Boogie to!

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We've all been in that situation: you're bopping to a song on your Sirius XM and you swear the singer just said she farted. I thought she was singing about doing a 2-step, but I'm all for powerful women owning their flatulence #girlboss #girlfarts

Here I've compiled 5 songs where I swear to Dolly Parton that the singer is talking about farting. And if she's not, I certainly say farted when I sing along.

Who's on the list? And which mumblemouthed chanteuse (who is on this list twice) should either invest in Gas-X or elocution lessons?

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The song: Ciara - "1,2 Step"

• Misheard lyrics: "So [r-word]ed, top-charted, ever since the day I started / Strut my stuff and yes I FARTED"
• Supposed actual lyrics: "So [r-word]ed, top-charted, ever since the day I started / Strut my stuff and yes I flaunt it"
• My beef: Farted rhymes better with started. It's also funnier for her to say "Yes, I farted!" That's why she's stepping away.

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The song: Ariana Grande - "One Last Time"

• Misheard lyrics: "I was a liar / I gave into the fire / I know I should've FARTED / At least I'm bein' honest"
• Supposed actual lyrics: "I was a liar / I gave into the fire / I know I should've fought it / At least I'm bein' honest"
• My beef: This also barely rhymes. If Ari is listing her most honest regrets, maybe not letting a toot out when she had the chance was it. Now she's surrounded by her biggest crushes in a quiet room. What's she gonna do?

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The song: Mariah Carey - "I Stay In Love"

• Misheard lyrics: "And I keep on telling myself that you'll come back around / And I try to FART LIKE A WHALE / Each time you let me down"
• Supposed actual lyrics: "And I keep on telling myself that you'll come back around / And I try to front like 'oh, well' / Each time you let me down"
• My beef: Mariah loves animals and has a way with evocative language. I don't know much about whale farts but I would certainly assume that they'd be nasty. And sometimes the only revenge you can get on somebody who let you down is to fart in their breathing area. Like crop dusting, the restauarant term.

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The song: Selena Gomez - "Good for You"

• Misheard lyrics: "I'm UH FARTING CARROTS / I'm FARTING CARROTS / Doing it up like Midas"
• Supposed actual lyrics: "I'm on my 14 carats / I'm 14 carat / Doing it up like Midas"
• My beef: This one is a little bit of a stretch, like Selena Gomez trying to hit a note in the studio when Julia Michaels takes a sick day. But this TikTok I saw said that she heard that Selena Gomez was farting carrots. She does sound kinda shocked when she sings it. And I assume King Midas did it up by eating a lot of cruciferous vegetables. If he didn't, I'm not a Greek major, get off my back before I fart a carrot at you!
• Now that I think about it: Later in the song, it sounds like she says "I can make Fat Tiffany jealous". Maybe Fat Tiffany is a friend of Selena Gomez's who is renowned for her rumbunctious bottom burps.

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The song: Ariana Grande - "Break Free"

• Misheard lyrics: "FART ON your body, I came alive / It was lethal, it was fatal"
• Supposed actual lyrics: "Thought of your body, I came alive / It was lethal, it was fatal"
• My beef: We already know that Ari has a history with maybe farting in her songs so of course my mind goes there. When her gas broke free, she came alive with shame! And it was so bad it was lethal and fatal? Must have been deviled eggs day at the Grande homestead.

Sources: Me, and these videos: 1 2 3 4 5 (sorry I was lazy earlier, mods)

ONTD: Any additions to the list? My last post was controversial so I thought I'd do something everybody can enjoy.