ONTD Original: "Strut My Stuff and Yes I Farted" - 5 Misheard Lyrics to do the Poot Toot Boogie to!

[blorpz]

We've all been in that situation: you're bopping to a song on your Sirius XM and you swear the singer just said she farted. I thought she was singing about doing a 2-step, but I'm all for powerful women owning their flatulence #girlboss #girlfarts

Comments

[thatgum_youlike]

this post was just what i needed tonight, thank you op 😂😂😂 a masterpiece!!

[blorpz]

glad to hear it :) late night crew!

[ginainabottle]

So many farts, OP lol

Not necessarily an addition since I don't hear it wrong as much as I don't understand it at all, but Hanson's If only is a fucking mumble jumble of words to me. English isn't my first language but I find it easier to understand drag queens talking super fast than to decipher Hanson lyrics when Taylor is singing.

[callonme_84]

Lol I can understand that about Taylor 🤣🤣

Beyoncé’s Baby Boy

[surfermedley]

What I heard: Baby boy, won't you be mine?
Baby boy, let’s come sing a ling ling

Actual Lyrics: Baby boy, won't you be mine?
Baby boy, let's conceive an angel

Re: Beyoncé’s Baby Boy

[zizy]

That's what I thought it was too ;_; #MindBlown

Re: Beyoncé’s Baby Boy

[thatgum_youlike]

oh wow i didn't know that was the actual lyric... omg

Re: Beyoncé’s Baby Boy

[thnx4tryin]

This is sending me because i was just singing this yesterday and sang it exactly like that.

[jcgabo]

I for sure destiny's child's independent woman would be on here, "I farted".

I don't have fart ones but I thought you just want attention by charlie puth was "you just wanna touch it", as in his dick.

[blorpz]

i give you permission to franchise this post, but i want a link back and 10% royalties

[surfermedley]

I just realized your post is exclusive to flatulence. Tony awards material.

;)

[blorpz]

Here you go

[zizy]