ONTD Original: It's time to face your Exes! Ranking former ONTD Boyfriends.

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[crazyventures]

I came here for Eli Roth and was not disappointed.

[nalaa1906]

Look at our lives, look at our choices.

[itsme_eloise]

ok but what about Oscar "Old Man Groan" Isaac? Clown!Skarsgaard? Bin Bons?

[cgoblin]

Isn't ONTD still in a relationship with Oscar Isaac?

[frejasface]

okay... I have only vaguely heard the legend of Eli Roth and something involving... nudes?...and...blackberries??

Please...someone tell me... I don't want to know, but I do need to.

[tanglespiders]

blueberries

[coventgarden]

don’t do it, sis...............it took me months to recover 😂

[vatulele]

People were thirsty after his turn as The Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds.

[talklikelions]

I can’t even get half of this post to load rn and I already know this is a great post bc before it went blank I saw Cumbercrackers

PS no one is asking but yes his conspiracy theorist fans that believe his wife is a human trafficking Epstein drug dealing evil child faking criminal are still going strong

[zoaster_toaster]

Cumberbitches (I can’t believe his stans call themselves that, like they don’t love themselves any less) are fucking wild.

[archersangel]

I can't believe they call themselves that either. He seemed embarrassed by it in one Graham Norton interview clip I saw.

[shabelles]

im sorry WHAT

is there a deep dive somewhere