"Red Sangria" by Jordin Sparks is the Definitive Song of 2020. If you disagree, fight me.

[frejasface]

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The other night, I was making a post about the top celebrity scandals that we’ve forgotten about. One item on the list was Jordin Sparks becoming a meme with her song “Red Sangria.” I pressed play on the video, expecting nothing more than three minutes of ironic entertainment. But as I listened, what I got was so, so much more

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[colossusx]

hahaha thanks for the shoutout

i went through about 10-15 bottles of sangria during the first 3-4 months of quarantine so i like to think of myself as a real inspiration to jordin honestly

[lolita_applebum]

do you have a rec? I always grab a bottle thinking it'll be a sure thing and always end up disappointed.

[somechickxoxo]

Jordin Sparks always makes me think of that whole John Legend purity ring moment and her past Chris Brown thirst that was beyond embarrassing.

[deadendqueen16]

The Education Connection one always takes me out

[speedychi]

And it's so on point!

[numbedtoe]

I was ready to fight you over the song alone before I saw the cut, and read the post. But you do make a helluva argument for the video being such a train wreck that... ok. Great post.

Guess we both dodged one, cause damn who wants to go into training over Jordin Sparks?

But someone should start a feud, go into training, and have a charity match for my amusement. ONTD fight night. The trash talking will be faux woke and half asleep!

[frejasface]

more like Jordin Sparks-a-fight, amirite??

[numbedtoe]

It's on like Rae Dawn Chong. Can Billy Porter do the fight commentary?

[frejasface]

I insist on a dance battle.

[ohmylol]

The parody videos have more views than the official MV 😭

[frejasface]

omfg, nnnn!