"Red Sangria" by Jordin Sparks is the Definitive Song of 2020. If you disagree, fight me.

[frejasface]

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The other night, I was making a post about the top celebrity scandals that we’ve forgotten about. One item on the list was Jordin Sparks becoming a meme with her song “Red Sangria.” I pressed play on the video, expecting nothing more than three minutes of ironic entertainment. But as I listened, what I got was so, so much more

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[numbedtoe]

I was ready to fight you over the song alone before I saw the cut, and read the post. But you do make a helluva argument for the video being such a train wreck that... ok. Great post.

Guess we both dodged one, cause damn who wants to go into training over Jordin Sparks?

But someone should start a feud, go into training, and have a charity match for my amusement. ONTD fight night. The trash talking will be faux woke and half asleep!

[frejasface]

more like Jordin Sparks-a-fight, amirite??

[numbedtoe]

It's on like Rae Dawn Chong. Can Billy Porter do the fight commentary?

[frejasface]

I insist on a dance battle.

[numbedtoe]

I'll have you know I can head nod with the best of them!!

The. Best. Of. Them.

And my shoulder jerks? Outta this world.

seriously though next shut down, or for october? idk. ONTD should have a dance battle. just something fun for the sake of fun.