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la_petite_singe December 12 2019, 03:31:54 UTC
lol that's what you get. My empathy goes to his victims and his kid and that's about it.

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amandaxjay December 12 2019, 03:46:59 UTC

How did he manage to only get four months probation for all of that?

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frejasface December 12 2019, 04:08:37 UTC
Because the criminal justice system doesn't give a fuck about girls?

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musicnkisses December 12 2019, 04:03:31 UTC
I kind of got arrested before, but not really. When I was seven or so my mom (jokingly) told me to walk to my grandma’s house after I was rushing her. So while she was in the shower I actually got up and left. I made it two blocks before the police pulled over and asked me where I was going. I said my grandmas house and they asked me where that was. I told them and they were like “that’s too far, get in the car, we’re taking you home”. I got scared so instead of getting in I ran back home and the police followed me. I locked the door behind me and didn’t have a key, so I had to knock on the door for my mom to come open it. 😫😫😫

She obviously was pissed that the cops were outside her house.

And then there was a time earlier this year where the police told me I was doing something illegal when I wasn’t and ran my ID. They told me they were keeping me “safe”. My mom called the precinct to see why they stopped me and they said I looked like an at-risk youth aka black. That was lowkey traumatizing since I was doing nothing but walking.

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valhalley December 12 2019, 14:56:51 UTC
I’m not supposed to laugh while my students are taking a test, but that story sent me lmfao

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thebloomroom December 12 2019, 17:54:12 UTC
Omg the first story is so cute! The second is terrible, I am sorry that happened

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squirrels_oh_no December 12 2019, 04:04:11 UTC

... )

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saemcrh December 12 2019, 10:50:23 UTC
Ugh, I hate that "stitches" is misspelt in this gif.

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evrythingisrent December 12 2019, 04:05:44 UTC
Where are all these rappers with face tattoos coming from? I don’t know who any of them are (except Post Malone because he’s unfortunately inevitable)

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numbedtoe December 12 2019, 04:18:23 UTC
damned if i know. i've been around too many law offices though because every time i see face tats, i think it's dumb as fuck because you can't blend in.

You can grow your hair, or color it. grow a beard or shave. but everyone is gonna know the asshole with a purple cartoon dinosaur on his face when they see him.

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green_monsterx December 12 2019, 15:11:27 UTC
lol so true. someone i knew had their dog stolen and i was able to find the dog and get it back bc the idiot was not only walking it around the neighborhood he stole it from, but he had a tattoo of a crown right in the center of his forehead. i was stopping random people on the street describing the dog and they all kept describing the guy with the crown tattoo. i went to every bodega and left his description with my phone number on a post it and that night a bodega owner called me back to come asap lolll. bless that ugly crown tattoo tbh

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urfad December 12 2019, 19:43:06 UTC
That's nuts! Glad you got the dog back!

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