I kind of got arrested before, but not really. When I was seven or so my mom (jokingly) told me to walk to my grandma’s house after I was rushing her. So while she was in the shower I actually got up and left. I made it two blocks before the police pulled over and asked me where I was going. I said my grandmas house and they asked me where that was. I told them and they were like “that’s too far, get in the car, we’re taking you home”. I got scared so instead of getting in I ran back home and the police followed me. I locked the door behind me and didn’t have a key, so I had to knock on the door for my mom to come open it. 😫😫😫
She obviously was pissed that the cops were outside her house.
And then there was a time earlier this year where the police told me I was doing something illegal when I wasn’t and ran my ID. They told me they were keeping me “safe”. My mom called the precinct to see why they stopped me and they said I looked like an at-risk youth aka black. That was lowkey traumatizing since I was doing nothing but walking.
damned if i know. i've been around too many law offices though because every time i see face tats, i think it's dumb as fuck because you can't blend in.
You can grow your hair, or color it. grow a beard or shave. but everyone is gonna know the asshole with a purple cartoon dinosaur on his face when they see him.
lol so true. someone i knew had their dog stolen and i was able to find the dog and get it back bc the idiot was not only walking it around the neighborhood he stole it from, but he had a tattoo of a crown right in the center of his forehead. i was stopping random people on the street describing the dog and they all kept describing the guy with the crown tattoo. i went to every bodega and left his description with my phone number on a post it and that night a bodega owner called me back to come asap lolll. bless that ugly crown tattoo tbh
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How did he manage to only get four months probation for all of that?
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She obviously was pissed that the cops were outside her house.
And then there was a time earlier this year where the police told me I was doing something illegal when I wasn’t and ran my ID. They told me they were keeping me “safe”. My mom called the precinct to see why they stopped me and they said I looked like an at-risk youth aka black. That was lowkey traumatizing since I was doing nothing but walking.
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You can grow your hair, or color it. grow a beard or shave. but everyone is gonna know the asshole with a purple cartoon dinosaur on his face when they see him.
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