ONTD Investigates: Are people calling new Pokémon Sirfetch'd a “Daddy” ?

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Comments

[shittysoup]

This should be submitted for a Pullitzer. This is the kind of deep dive investigative journalism into our broken society that we need.

[aleksie]

I second this.

[lloydsgurl]

Before tumblr banned all porn, I accidentally stumbled upon incineroar furry fanart and it was... traumatizing.

So, knowing that ducks irl have corkscrew-shaped dicks, I can only say THANK GOD there’s no more porn on tumblr!!!! I’m sure this fancy duck will inspire some real doozies.

[lefaineant]

When I first saw Sirfetch’d, I was like ‘Oh cool, Farfetch’d evolves to an actual (spring) onion knight’ just not this. Lol though

[helliosx]

So glad I'm hatching so many non shiny Farfetch'd in Go right now, I'm sure they'll bring it in Go as a cross promo for SW&SH just like they did Meltan.

[caitiecait]

If I hatch another regular schmegular Farfetch’d, I’m gonna use his onion to baste his little bird ass.

[helliosx]

This is me with every Mr. Mime I hatch.

They're a plague in the wild and now they're stealing my egg hatches as well tf

[caitiecait]

It’s super annoying to hatch the same thing that you can regularly find!

[adam_pally]

Is it too late to delete the internet?