ONTD Investigates: Are people calling new Pokémon Sirfetch'd a “Daddy” ?
Today it was announced that original Pokémon Farfetch’d would get a long overdue evolution with Sirfetch’d in Pokémon Sword. According to the official website, Sirfetch’d is a ”noble knight that fights fair and square.” Internet reaction was overwhelmingly positive and supportive. One tweet I stumbled upon even called him “a daddy.” I was confused and thought to myself, “Is...is this a thing? Are there others?” 🤔
So I went to the search bar on Twitter and typed: “Sirfetch'd + Daddy.”
This is what I found.
Click to viewIs Sirfetch’d the first Pokémon you could reasonably call daddy?
- Riley Hopkins || green ranger (@RevRyeBread) September 19, 2019
I think you could reasonably call Machoke daddy. I think that Sirfetch'd is the first one that *expects* you to call it daddy.
- Andrew Sherman (@ACShermanWrites) September 19, 2019
pic.twitter.com/zXFxbV9yrG
- The Great Peyton ⚪ (@PeytonRoot1) September 18, 2019
Sirfetch'd really giving off some daddy vibes pic.twitter.com/VtpzEkmtiH
- ian carroll 🐝 (@CarrollXD) September 18, 2019
It's 7am and I've already seen people calling Sirfetch'd "Daddy Duck"
- Danny 🤠 Yeehaw Julian (@infinite_bagel) September 18, 2019
There is something in Sirfetch’d’s bearing that tells me a lot of y’all are gonna start calling him daddy. pic.twitter.com/8dIGNhuee7
- Zoë, Insufferable Nightmare Hellbaby (@TankpotZoe) September 18, 2019
farfetch'd = I'll bring your daughter back by 8 PM, sir.
sirfetch'd = your daughter calls me daddy, too.
- Lyon 🔞 НЯ~ @ commissions OPEN (@Lyonfaced) September 18, 2019
Can someone from Nintendo, please explain why Sirfetch'd looks like an absolute daddy Lancelot?
- Remy has a question (@TheRemyLupo) September 18, 2019
Sirfetch'd is a boss daddy.
- Gary Lougheed (@IyasuKanto) September 18, 2019
Daddyfetch'd
- ₒₗᵢᵥₑᵣ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ (@oliverthomps0n) September 18, 2019
There you uh...have it folks. Apparently a few people are.
During my investigation, things took another dark turn however and nothing could prepare me for what I found next. It shouldn’t surprise me and yet...
It hasn’t been a day and there’s already Sirfetch’d porn are furry artists okay? Do you even sleep? Do you have Pokémon twitter notifs on so you instantly know when it’s time to make porn?
- Pit Stop (@Local__Tsundere) September 18, 2019
Just saw Sirfetch’d furry p*rn on tl...why is being living so hard. pic.twitter.com/UqXBwiS1Rr
- Mariah Carey’s 19th #1 (@sonofsade) September 18, 2019
This is where OP decided to stop investigating. I had uncovered far more than I bargained for.
I suppose, that’s the entire point.
ONTD, who do you consider a daddy?
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