ONTD Original: The basic-to-horrible boyfriend as muse

[zazie_toujours]

Okay, so ONTD has had some fun with some of Taylor Swift's more starry-eyed lyrics about Joe Alwyn, deeming sentiments like "you're so gorgeous it actually hurts" and "I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover" to be a little much to describe what appears to the rest of the world an inoffensive British potato. But that's the beauty and

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[dance_electro]

God I'm so embarrassed for everyone involved.

[justrachna]

Great post op! Sheryl Crow and that racist asshole eric clapton had a thing? The more you know I guess. Lol at huckleberry finn cosplay afficianado grimes writing about elon musk of all people. Are they still together?

[zazie_toujours]

i think so, he's sort of hovered in the background in recent-ish interviews, even providing a quote about her here and there.

[handsdowntoo]

Typical. He seems so immature. He was off/on with his ex wife, he and Amber were off/on and would unfollow each other practically weekly.

[just444]

a+ post OP

[zazie_toujours]

thanks!

[rhapsodeeinblue]

Omg yessss you posted it!!

The repetition of all the "HER?" spoiler cuts is killing me

[zazie_toujours]

this has been in my drafts forever lol it's probably the meanest thing i've ever posted on here. but then again it's about donald trump jr and sean penn so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[whatrainbowsdo]

it is PERFECT, they deserve it!!!

truly one of my favorite posts on here in a long while

[milkradio]

best post and also your ideas intrigue me and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter

[evett]

had no idea my favorite mistake was about Clapton (or that they even dated)

Just thinking about someone being so madly in love with Tr*mp jr....If you ever think you've hit rock bottom just think about that for a second and know life could be worse

[staygoldpnyboy]

This is truly the motivation my life needed right now. Thank you random internet stranger.