Taylor Swift - You Need To Calm Down (Clean Bandit Remix) + Swift References Years Old Memes

[marthasback]

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Today, a remix of You Need to Calm Down by Clean Bandit was released. Maybe it will help the underperforming single rise from it's current #18 spot on the Hot 100

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[asnindie]

Why is it so bad for someone to hustle lol. How do you think K-pop got so big.

The chorus of the song is so basic.

[marthasback]

I think a lot of it is that she doesn't have to. A lot of it for me is how much she pushes the "I'm a real artist, respect my art" narrative, then is licensing her songs and her image out to credit card commercials. She has more than she will ever need, yet is desperately pushing to top herself revenue/chart wise and not growing as a musician.

[asnindie]

Narcissism runs deep in these people. Look at Ed Sheeran. He's desperate to break records that he chases after fame. They just want to be popular.

[maidenhell]

Ed Sheeran is so desperate to corner the wedding market for the next twenty years because he knows it means royalties. Jesus.

[marthasback]

FORGOT TO ADD

From @taylorswift13 to you.
Coming soon 😉 pic.twitter.com/kwmZkRSE0a
- Spotify (@Spotify) August 19, 2019

Funny how she's all "don't talk about my relationship" and then also sending letters to ~her lover~ on Billboards in NYC

[filmstudent23]

If she doesn't marry her potato boyfriend, boy this is going to be hella awkward. Girl owns his ass by now

[sorryeden]

I do find that weird since even he refuses to talk about their relationship.

[zoaster_toaster]

"All's well that ends well to end up with you" is such a cringey lyric.

[lawofcosines]

she's late to this streaming tactic

where tf has she been to

[nebbysbag]

I don't think this remix will help the song. I wonder if "Cruel Summer" will do better for her.

I don't think she'll be able to top Bad Guy/Señorita on the Hot 100, though.

[zibbydoo324]

Taylor really could be a member here. She's pushing 30, out of touch with the youth, but still trying to drop that slang. But she's also keeping all of the swifties stunted too. It's all very weird.

[spoil]

The VSCO girl post showed me how truly old ONTD is lol Like why do you have such an issue with girls wearing barely any makeup and using reusable water bottles?

[zibbydoo324]

You're back!
Yah, trends tend to start one of two ways. The first is out of necessity, typically to save money/be resourceful/get by. The other is out of fashion and indulgence. Regardless, the latter typically tends to make its way to the masses in a more affordable way eventually.

[dior_chic]

Lmao this comment is so accurate