Stars cast in untitled Drake Doremus film

[nomiddlename]

Shailene Woodley, Jamie Dornan, Sebastian Stan & Matthew Gray Gubler Lead Drake Doremus-CJ Pic, Protagonist For Sales - AFM https://t.co/FFcZLYYmK5 pic.twitter.com/nxyMgY9sRM
- Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) October 18, 2018
In a premise designed seemingly to give OP a migraine, Sebastian Stan and Jamie Dornan are set to compete for the affections of

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[elderpricely]

I was watching old clips from the Graham Norton Show the other day and heard Jamie's for the first time. He's way more softspoken than I expected.

[vagina_dentada]

4 consecutive iterations off the central finite curve of whiteness

[ms_mmelissa]

Daphne (Woodley), a thirtysomething woman

[meganlynn09]

Right?

[boomchikawahwah]

plus, all the guys are well into their late 30s.

[scriptedending]

Jesus, this is insulting. Would it have been so difficult to cast a woman in her actual 30's?

[loveuploud]

damn sebastian is getting some good roles

[dubiously]

this has got to be a joke.