Life of Pie
FROM THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF DEAN ALOYSIUS WINCHESTER
Dear Diary,Sam keeps on withdrawing from me so I've been reading his Twilight books, hoping they will give me some insight into what he broods behind those brown-green-blue-hazel-tourmaline eyes-I mean, sunken wet orbs of his ( Read more... )
Dear Diary,Sam keeps on withdrawing from me so I've been reading his Twilight books, hoping they will give me some insight into what he broods behind those brown-green-blue-hazel-tourmaline eyes-I mean, sunken wet orbs of his ( Read more... )
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Needs moar Sam.
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You have no right to think that he belongs you as I put a claim on him 10 years before he was born. Me and Sammy have a special bond in blood and he will be my right hand man in my bringing about my master plan. He has more important duties to do then fetch you pie.
Do us all a favour and drown yourself in pie. Sam will never be the Edward to your Bella.
PS. In case you weren't aware, your Daddy never loved you.
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