Ana, in the very limited time that you’ve known him, you’ve made more progress with my patient than I have in the last two years.
He should've put out a warning for all women in those years to stay the hell away from that psycho.
The panoramic, uninterrupted vista
LOL when I read this I automatically associated vista...well with Windows VistaXD
And then they leave and he fingers her in an elevator full of people.
I think I'm gonna stay away from elevators nowXD I'm terrified of the images an elevator ride might trigger now!
Maya: DEEPER THAN THE SEAS, MORE INTENSE THAN ANA'S ORGASMS
Ing: HIGHER THAN HIS ESCALA APARTMENT
Maya: LONGER THAN HIS DOM/SUB CONTRACT
I LOVE YOU GUYS ♥
Kate shows up and Ana gushes over her in a totally straight wayI always have to think of Mark in his video and how he just was 'Oh just make out with your roommate already'XD
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lmao right, who even uses vista as a word. I've sure as hell never seen it been used.
Charlie Tango is Christian's helicopter. IDK why she keeps calling it by its name or whatever, but. She does XD It's a bit funny cause it sounds like she's more upset about the helicopter being gone than she is about him. NOOO CHARLIE TANGOOOOO, I WILL MISS YOUR PLUSH SEATS.
omg the email conversations are so asinine. But yeah, I think it's totally the self-insert thing. It can't really be anything else. XD
I imagine EL James going around the world and whenever she can she says 'What a vista!' because she thinks she can make it happen and out of nowhere comes Regina George snapping 'Stop trying to make vista happen!'xD
Got it. And I would like to read a story about her apperently deep relationship to the helicopter now. I'm sure it's a thousand times better then this thing with Christian^^
I'd just self-insert myself to dump this idiot and get a restraining order against himXD
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yes, it went a "little strange" but if it helps you stay sane i am ok with it.
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XD Where do we put the offerings for you?
Ana, in the very limited time that you’ve known him, you’ve made more progress with my patient than I have in the last two years.
He should've put out a warning for all women in those years to stay the hell away from that psycho.
The panoramic, uninterrupted vista
LOL when I read this I automatically associated vista...well with Windows VistaXD
And then they leave and he fingers her in an elevator full of people.
I think I'm gonna stay away from elevators nowXD
I'm terrified of the images an elevator ride might trigger now!
Maya: DEEPER THAN THE SEAS, MORE INTENSE THAN ANA'S ORGASMS
Ing: HIGHER THAN HIS ESCALA APARTMENT
Maya: LONGER THAN HIS DOM/SUB CONTRACT
I LOVE YOU GUYS ♥
Kate shows up and Ana gushes over her in a totally straight wayI always have to think of Mark in his video and how he just was 'Oh just make out with your roommate already'XD ( ... )
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Charlie Tango is Christian's helicopter. IDK why she keeps calling it by its name or whatever, but. She does XD It's a bit funny cause it sounds like she's more upset about the helicopter being gone than she is about him. NOOO CHARLIE TANGOOOOO, I WILL MISS YOUR PLUSH SEATS.
omg the email conversations are so asinine. But yeah, I think it's totally the self-insert thing. It can't really be anything else. XD
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Got it. And I would like to read a story about her apperently deep relationship to the helicopter now. I'm sure it's a thousand times better then this thing with Christian^^
I'd just self-insert myself to dump this idiot and get a restraining order against himXD
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