• 20:37 am i still high? #

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• 17:19 is one cranky bitch. that happens with only 1 hr of sleep that was spent having a fucking NIGHTMARE. #

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• 12:44 bathroom/bedroom/laundry cleaning spree. gotta drop off a bunch of clothes and crap at goodwill. GET OUT OF MY LIFE. #

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• 09:56 GOT A BAD CASE OF THE SPLATTERS. thanks for keeping me from getting fat, ex-lax (Official Supplement of Wussy Bulimics). #

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• 07:27 killed at wii golf last night but got my ass handed to me in bowling. do not want to work today. #

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• 07:19 very sleepy and nervous about working my first friday at aruj. it's mother's day weekend so this could get crazy. #
• 07:19 speaking of, WTF DO I GET MY MOM? #

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I PUT UP THAT WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING TREE BY MYSELF WITH NO HELP FROM THAT POLE SMOKER I WORK WITH.

AND BY POLE SMOKER I MEAN LISSETTE!

jay kay. i totally mean that mustachio'd whorecunt i work with. grinch ass mothafucka.

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OMFGWTFBBQ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRIAN RODFUCKINGRIGUEEEEZZZZZ <3

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