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[oh_oh_oh]

Fun tip for crowded holiday parties:
stand in the corner, collect bottle caps, chuck them into the crowd. For a more festive take, try using pinecones, or candy canes.

Comments

[y_julieta]

But if you throw tampons, do it from above, and make sure they are wrapped, you don't want to get anyone's cocktail cotton-balled.

[oh_oh_oh]

Tampons are to be discarded on the hoods of poorly parked cars. Don't throw them if they are wrapped; one friend or another will thank you at a later date.
Acquire a Diva Cup for ultimate abject mischief.

[y_julieta]

Thank you for introducing the diva cup to me for the first time. Everything seems fuzzy now...as if I'm coated in a gelatinous light...I can't feel my legs...does this mean I am enlightened?

[y_julieta]

OK Patti Smith's song "break it up" is telling me to CHILL OUT and keep revising these damn papers.