"there are writers who depend on words
and writers who use words
and those are the real writers."

-pascale

"i don't trust chilled out goyim."

-dania

love: a story a resume an education a crisis a contribution a degree a desire a joke a poem a punchline

She lay on the floor with her face flat against the varnished wood. Leather couches loomed over her like gentle giant dinosaurs. Each fold in the leather looked like a vagina. It was a beast of many cunts. This is why the Victorians made their sofas wear skirts. Layered leather is obscene. God I am sofa king smart.

I spend very little time on the internet. I no longer find it interesting. Life goes on.

Dear Diary ( Read more... )

Something marvelous happened!

For the very first time in my adult life, I am rumored to be a slut.

I have never been a slut before!

Fun tip for crowded holiday parties:
stand in the corner, collect bottle caps, chuck them into the crowd. For a more festive take, try using pinecones, or candy canes.

slept til what i thought was 3 but when i went to pick up my prescription i found out it was actually only 1. GAINED TWO HOURS! BRILLIANT ( Read more... )

'ey brah ( Read more... )

You were the promise at dawn ( Read more... )