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Give me a ship and I'll tell you:
Who tops?
Who cooks?
Who's a morning person and who's not?
Who likes to cuddle after sex?
How do they sleep?
Who’s been with the most people?
Which one's the kinkiest?
Who's the big spoon/little spoon?
Who is more ticklish?
Which one texts like a 13 year old and which one texts with immaculate gramar every time?
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Who tops?
Who cooks?
Who's a morning person and who's not?
Who likes to cuddle after sex?
How do they sleep?
Who’s been with the most people?
Which one's the kinkiest?
Who's the big spoon/little spoon?
Who is more ticklish?
Which one texts like a 13 year old and which one texts with immaculate gramar every time?
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Well you know, I don’t actually subscribe to the idea that one does one or the other, but then you also know I like my Timothy Drakes subby as a motherfucker, so obviously Jason tops the most in the porn I write. But I mean, you know Jason loves it every way he can get it. There should definitely be more of Tim being on top. Hint hint.
Who cooks?
JASONNNNNNNNN. Tim would sustain on saltines and peanut m&ms if Jason wasn’t around to make him shit and remind him to fucking eat something.
Who's a morning person and who's not?
Neither of them is really a morning person per se, Jason needs at least thirty minutes before he can be verbal, but Tim is the one who sets three alarms and hits snooze the max amount of times and Jason still has to put his freezing cold hands down his pants to get him out of bed.
Who likes to cuddle after sex?Pretty much neither of them. Tim always hops up straight after to shower/get back on his laptop and Jason always disappears into the kitchen to refuel with about a ton of carbs. Waffles or ( ... )
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Ugh Jason, he’s such a heathen. Always drinking out of the cartoon and putting empty boxes back and leaving his knives all over the place. Tim doesn’t know why he puts up with him.
Who hates pants and walks around in their underwear as much as they can?
Timothy Jackson Drake, and god bless america for it. (Jason keeps replacing his boxers with tinier and tighter ones.)
Which one gets random bouts of stress and depression and withdraws into himself and which one brings them blankets and spends all day with them in bed marathoning netflix with them?
Jason buries everything down and ignores it until it gets to be too much and then he just sort of breaks down. No one but Tim really picks up on it, how he gets pissier and snappier and a bit more violent, until Tim just has to force him to take a break and makes Jason put his head in his lap so he can pet his hair, and makes him talk to him before he ends up losing it again.
How do they resolve a fight?Slowly and painfully, with ( ... )
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I agree with this ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY PERCENT.
I know we like to make Jason Queen Slut of the Slutcave, but wouldn’t it be cute if it was Tim? I mean TIm has had like 48359384 girlfriends, right. Plus he was/is a Titan and we all know how that ends up.
OMG YEP I WANT THIIIIIIIS. Because for real, Tim's run on Robin had him dating a new girl so often it's RIDICULOUS and you can't tell me he didn't fuck at least three of those Titans. :3
Jason is obviously better, though I’m not exactly sure anyone would want him around their kid, but I happen to think he’d be adorable. He’d be one of those people who takes a screaming baby and they just immediately stop crying/fall asleep. I AM ALL ABOUT THIS. Like you know I am more of a Timothy when it comes to kid but I 100% subscribe to the idea that, even if people would intially think "why the fuck would I put Jason near my kid" he'd actually be REALLY GOOD WITH THEM. It kind of fits into my headcanon of Jason being a great cook ( ... )
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teen titans go ;)
lol at dick being annoying in the morning
yay for jealous Jason
lmao at Definitely Dick. And Jason was like “I know,” and Dick punched him in the arm and told him if he was going to act like Leia he could at least wear the metal bikini.
I want to read about Jason being tickled now lol
and about Jason reluctantly learning to like cuddling <3
and a thousand fics about that scenario of how they make up after a fight :)
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