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Give me a ship and I'll tell you:
Who tops?
Who cooks?
Who's a morning person and who's not?
Who likes to cuddle after sex?
How do they sleep?
Who’s been with the most people?
Which one's the kinkiest?
Who's the big spoon/little spoon?
Who is more ticklish?
Which one texts like a 13 year old and which one texts with immaculate gramar every time?
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Who tops?
Who cooks?
Who's a morning person and who's not?
Who likes to cuddle after sex?
How do they sleep?
Who’s been with the most people?
Which one's the kinkiest?
Who's the big spoon/little spoon?
Who is more ticklish?
Which one texts like a 13 year old and which one texts with immaculate gramar every time?
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Well you know, I don’t actually subscribe to the idea that one does one or the other, but then you also know I like my Timothy Drakes subby as a motherfucker, so obviously Jason tops the most in the porn I write. But I mean, you know Jason loves it every way he can get it. There should definitely be more of Tim being on top. Hint hint.
Who cooks?
JASONNNNNNNNN. Tim would sustain on saltines and peanut m&ms if Jason wasn’t around to make him shit and remind him to fucking eat something.
Who's a morning person and who's not?
Neither of them is really a morning person per se, Jason needs at least thirty minutes before he can be verbal, but Tim is the one who sets three alarms and hits snooze the max amount of times and Jason still has to put his freezing cold hands down his pants to get him out of bed.
Who likes to cuddle after sex?
Pretty much neither of them. Tim always hops up straight after to shower/get back on his laptop and Jason always disappears into the kitchen to refuel with about a ton of carbs. Waffles or pancakes or like, homemade oven fries.
How do they sleep?
Normally I like to think Jason sleeps on the very edge of whatever surface he’s sleeping on, facing the exit, pillow folded in half. Tim spreads out on his belly, hands shoved up under the pillows, legs stretched out so he can hook one leg around Jason’s ankle. I think, though, once they get more used to each other that Jason migrates closer to the center of the bed and eventually Tim starts waking up with Jason’s arm tight around his waist, his face mushed into his shoulder.
Who’s been with the most people?
I know we like to make Jason Queen Slut of the Slutcave, but wouldn’t it be cute if it was Tim? I mean TIm has had like 48359384 girlfriends, right. Plus he was/is a Titan and we all know how that ends up.
Which one's the kinkiest?
Timothyyyyyyy. Like, Jason’s a freaky bitch, sure, but once Tim finally starts talking and telling him what he wants, it shocks the hell out of him.
Who's the big spoon/little spoon?
Timmmmm, bitty baby bird he is. And he bitches about it every time even though he secretly loves it and wishes Jason would do it more.
Who is more ticklish?
Tim is literally ticklish everywhere, but Jason knows better than to try it because he gets fucking VIOLENT. He’s pretty sure he broke one of his ribs one time. And Jason loses his shit every time Tim tries to give him a hickey anywhere below the waist, just giggles and squirms and has to collect himself before they can continue.
Which one texts like a 13 year old and which one texts with immaculate grammar every time?
Neither of them have HORRIBLE text speak, but Jason abbreviates more than Tim does. Tim uses more emotes though. ;)
Who breaks into song all the time?
Oh man, defffinitely Jason. Bon Jovi, AC/DC, Gloria Gaynor -- come on, you know he can belt out “I Will Survive” like nothing. And he loves nothing more than to get that “Friday” song stuck in Tim’s head.
What are their dates like?
At home, probably, catching up on movies they never got a chance to go to the theater to see, with Jason cooking them something amazing. Tim actually hates going to the theater with him because Jason ends up talking the entire time, then the people behind them end up getting pissed off and yeah, more often than not they get thrown out, and then there was that one time Jason almost got arrested because he punched the usher for saying Greedo shot first*.
*oops Star Wars reference
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Ugh Jason, he’s such a heathen. Always drinking out of the cartoon and putting empty boxes back and leaving his knives all over the place. Tim doesn’t know why he puts up with him.
Who hates pants and walks around in their underwear as much as they can?
Timothy Jackson Drake, and god bless america for it. (Jason keeps replacing his boxers with tinier and tighter ones.)
Which one gets random bouts of stress and depression and withdraws into himself and which one brings them blankets and spends all day with them in bed marathoning netflix with them?
Jason buries everything down and ignores it until it gets to be too much and then he just sort of breaks down. No one but Tim really picks up on it, how he gets pissier and snappier and a bit more violent, until Tim just has to force him to take a break and makes Jason put his head in his lap so he can pet his hair, and makes him talk to him before he ends up losing it again.
How do they resolve a fight?
Slowly and painfully, with copious amount of silent treatment and the first couple of times they fight, after three days of not talking they just have a bit of angry sex and completely ignore whatever it was they were fighting about and don’t talk about it. They get better at it eventually. Probably. :p
Which one is better with kids?
Lol everyone knows the answer to this question. Poor Timothy. Jason is obviously better, though I’m not exactly sure anyone would want him around their kid, but I happen to think he’d be adorable. He’d be one of those people who takes a screaming baby and they just immediately stop crying/fall asleep.
Who steals the other's clothes all the time?
Tim’s the main clothes thief since his clothes are too small for Jason, but it’s pretty hilarious when Jason pulls a shirt off the floor in the morning to go make breakfast and when Tim finally pads into the kitchen he scowls at him because he’s stretching out his fav GL shirt.
Who said I love you first?
Tim did and Jason was like, “No, don’t say that,” and Tim got pissed and shoved him away and Jason just pulled him back and kissed him and said, “I just don’t think I know what that means. But I know that when I look at you I don’t want to run away. Can that be enough?” And Tim was like, “Yeah, that can be enough.”
The first time Jason actually said I love you he was buried inside Tim and coming his damn brain out and afterward Tim hit him in the arm and was like REALLY? YOU JERK. THAT DOESN’T COUNT. :p
Who gets jealous the most?
Haha Jason Todd. The worst of them all. Some dude so much as tips his hat to Tim in the line at Starbucks and he’s like HI, NICE TO MEET YOU, I’VE GOT REALLY BIG ARMS AND PROBABLY A COUPLE OF SHARP OBJECTS. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, BITCH, THERE’S A JAVA JOE’S THREE BLOCKS AWAY, GET WALKING.
What’s a song that I think suits the ship?
Florence and the Machine, Kiss With a Fist. ;)
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I agree with this ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY PERCENT.
I know we like to make Jason Queen Slut of the Slutcave, but wouldn’t it be cute if it was Tim? I mean TIm has had like 48359384 girlfriends, right. Plus he was/is a Titan and we all know how that ends up.
OMG YEP I WANT THIIIIIIIS. Because for real, Tim's run on Robin had him dating a new girl so often it's RIDICULOUS and you can't tell me he didn't fuck at least three of those Titans. :3
Jason is obviously better, though I’m not exactly sure anyone would want him around their kid, but I happen to think he’d be adorable. He’d be one of those people who takes a screaming baby and they just immediately stop crying/fall asleep.
I AM ALL ABOUT THIS. Like you know I am more of a Timothy when it comes to kid but I 100% subscribe to the idea that, even if people would intially think "why the fuck would I put Jason near my kid" he'd actually be REALLY GOOD WITH THEM. It kind of fits into my headcanon of Jason being a great cook, like... he's a caregiver through and through. He might be a co-dependent fuck when it comes to Bruce but he took care of his stepma forever and then HIMSELF and just UGHHHHHHH OH MY GOD JASON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Who said I love you first?
Tim did and Jason was like, “No, don’t say that,” and Tim got pissed and shoved him away and Jason just pulled him back and kissed him and said, “I just don’t think I know what that means. But I know that when I look at you I don’t want to run away. Can that be enough?” And Tim was like, “Yeah, that can be enough.”
The first time Jason actually said I love you he was buried inside Tim and coming his damn brain out and afterward Tim hit him in the arm and was like REALLY? YOU JERK. THAT DOESN’T COUNT. :p
Who gets jealous the most?
Haha Jason Todd. The worst of them all. Some dude so much as tips his hat to Tim in the line at Starbucks and he’s like HI, NICE TO MEET YOU, I’VE GOT REALLY BIG ARMS AND PROBABLY A COUPLE OF SHARP OBJECTS. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, BITCH, THERE’S A JAVA JOE’S THREE BLOCKS AWAY, GET WALKING.
CAN I JUST PRINT ALL OF THAT OUT AND PUT IT ON MY WALL.
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