IN RESPONSE TO I JONES MEMO OF "EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE MIA WHEN WE WERE SAVING THE WORLD"

[oh_doask]

Shit happened. I FUCKING MISSED SAID SHIT! And THE SHOWERS AFTERWARDS! Here's fucking why, JONES, I didn't feel like filling out three pages :-(

TL;DR!: IT WAS FOR TORCHWOOD!

• 07:04 @twadmin ADD THIS TO MY JOB DESCRIPTION: ACQUISITIONS MANAGER
  
• 07:05 @twadmin WAIT! Make that GOD OF SHIT IN THE ARCHIVES!
  
• 07:34 @twadmin WTF!
  
• 07:36 @twadmin I'm

Comments

[ask_captainjack]

I'm feeling only mild concern.

If this was a serious issue I'm sure Ianto would have hit the PANIC BUTTON.

Then the PANIC ALARM comes on and we're all washed in PANIC RED LIGHTING.

I have to rush to our PANIC SUPPLY of treats and cram my mouth with PANIC PROTEIN to get up my strength levels. If Gwen is around I PANIC CRAM some oatmeal bars into her mouth as well.

Then I load my weapon in wait for something to PANIC ATTACK us in the face!

[neifile7]

And don't forget to put Theresa in the PANIC ROOM with Ianto's suits!

(Tomb Raider will just hide in the Crate, I'm sure. With Hart.)

[rednwhiterose]

It's only a matter of time before Hart stumbles upon something dangerous and puts it up on E-bay.

BTW, his tongue is getting rather close to certain parts of my person...could you...do something about that please.

[ask_arealdoctor]

I'll smack him for you. It might not stop the tongue, but it'll probably... redirect it.

I'll take one for the team, as it were. ;P

[rednwhiterose]

Well, it appears to have gone rather quite, so I would assume he's already be properly distracted elsewhere. But thanks for the offer. I may take you up on it later.