IN RESPONSE TO I JONES MEMO OF "EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE MIA WHEN WE WERE SAVING THE WORLD"

Jun 17, 2009 17:33

Shit happened. I FUCKING MISSED SAID SHIT! And THE SHOWERS AFTERWARDS! Here's fucking why, JONES, I didn't feel like filling out three pages :-(

TL;DR!: IT WAS FOR TORCHWOOD!

  • 07:04 @twadmin ADD THIS TO MY JOB DESCRIPTION: ACQUISITIONS MANAGER
  • 07:05 @twadmin WAIT! Make that GOD OF SHIT IN THE ARCHIVES!
  • 07:34 @twadmin WTF!
  • 07:36 @twadmin I'm ( Read more... )

jimmytwimmy, working for profit, mine all mine, working for nothing aka torchwood?

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Re: -b ask_captainjack June 17 2009, 17:17:56 UTC
Theresa is curled up with me on my enormous fluffy bed watching FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT. Survival of the non-repulsive, son!

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Re: -b oh_doask June 17 2009, 17:19:59 UTC
Why won't you let me try out your bed?

:-(

Everyone tried out your bed.

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Re: -b ask_captainjack June 17 2009, 17:30:50 UTC
I don't want you in my hole. Everything will smell like Hart and I'll be sneezing and nauseous for hours.

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Re: -b oh_doask June 17 2009, 17:32:29 UTC
I LOL when you sneeze in the middle of the night while I watch you from behind your IKEA bedside table!!!!!

I LOL QUIETLY SO YOU DON'T WAKE UP!

LOL

^Like that

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Re: -b ask_captainjack June 17 2009, 17:39:02 UTC
WHAT?

Is that why I'm waking up with a runny nose????

And jam-prints on my crotch???

Ianto is going to kick your ass.

PS: Don't touch my IKEA shit, that stuff is irreplaceable!

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Re: -b ask_aboutcoffee June 17 2009, 17:43:39 UTC
I'm torn. Do I beat him with the KLASVIK stool or the SMARNNAT curtain rod?

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Re: -b timeagency June 17 2009, 19:35:54 UTC
PRÄKTIG looks like the one he'd enjoy the most.

I'm just saying... (And since **I** have never been invited to test out The Bed I guess I should be on Hart's side but I so completely understand your and Jack's attitude about this. It's tough, you know?)

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Re: -b oh_doask June 17 2009, 17:44:08 UTC
It's the scones.

They wander to your crotch and take my mouth with them!

AND THEN YOU ROLL OVER AND MY FACE IS SQUASHED BETWEEN IANTO'S BLANKET BURRITO AND YOUR CROTCH!

I LOL

QUIETLY!

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Re: -b ask_captainjack June 17 2009, 17:47:15 UTC
BEAT HIM WITH THE 'LACK' WALL SHELF, IANTO

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Re: -b ask_aboutcoffee June 17 2009, 17:55:23 UTC
Better idea! Lindved. Poky!

It's vengeance in a flat easy-to-carry box!

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Re: -b ask_aboutcoffee June 17 2009, 17:47:58 UTC
I feel oddly violated.

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Re: -b ask_captainjack June 17 2009, 17:48:37 UTC
Oddly?

Understandably violated.

Understandably.

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Re: -b ask_aboutcoffee June 17 2009, 17:49:25 UTC
It's only odd because I had no idea you sneezed in your sleep!

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Re: -b ask_captainjack June 17 2009, 17:50:40 UTC
I make delicate little 'achoo!' noises. My sleep sneezes are pretty fucking cute.

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