Adventures On Earth, the SAGA (801/1985) by Captain John Hart

[oh_doask]

I spent all of yesterday on this in Myfanwy's nest. Jack beta'd it LOL!

1. Hover your mouse over an image
2. Click
3. Be fucking amazed!!!!

Comments

[ask_aboutcoffee]

If nothing else I feel this really expresses the essence of the fifty-first-century experience.

My god.

Hey -- wait -- I just finished reading it. I DON'T EVEN LIKE PIE THAT MUCH.

[oh_doask]

You eat all the time in your burrito! IT'S GLUED TO YOUR FACE!

THERE! SEE!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I don't eat in the blanket cocoon at all! The crumbs would itch!

[ask_captainjack]

If I'm not allowed to eat ON the blanket cocoon you should't be munching away at delicious things INSIDE there.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm NOT! There's no pie in the cocoon!

[oh_doask]

Your eye is twitching.

You are lying!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

The pie is a lie!

[oh_doask]

YOU JUST STUFFED IN INTO YOUR MOUTH!

IT'S ON THE CCTV!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Are you sure the nasturtiums weren't hallucinogenic? That was a bagel.

[oh_doask]

Bagles don't have squishy insides!

They don't leak around your mouth and drop from your chin onto your shirt.

ONLY PIES DO THAT!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

CREAM CHEESE, you delusional dwarf.

[oh_doask]

IT'S RUNNING DOWN YOUR

FUCK

IS THAT COME?!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

YOU ARE WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS UP TO AND INCLUDING SUBLEVEL FOUR.

[oh_doask]

I'm only telling it as I see it, Jones!

THE WORLD YOU CLAIM TO PROTECT DESERVES TO KNOW!

[gwen_e_cooper]

You're putting me off my bagel, Hart.

Jesus. Can't a person eat in the Hub without being slammed in the eye or ear by something utterly disgusting?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Sometimes we're slammed in the throat by them too.