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oh_doask

I JIMMY TWIMMY!

Apr 28, 2009 21:23

06:15 Max was on my face, I turned over, he squealed then ran away.
07:04 @twadmin Coffee yes, noise no, for fuck's sake
07:08 WRITING BITCHING FAN FICTIONS ABOUT ME AND ROSES!
07:38 Feeding Bebe http://i39.tinypic.com/2911f1d.jpg #bebe
07:40 PUPPET EATS BEBE'S FOOD Read more... )

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ask_aboutcoffee April 28 2009, 23:21:31 UTC

He will, too. Rhys is huge and scary, that's the real reason Jack defused the situation with gay humour.

ask_captainjack April 29 2009, 01:18:29 UTC

I'm not frightened of Rhys! I defused the situation with gay humour to cover my enormous erection, Ianto. There's something about the whole 'trucking' concept that gets me going.

ask_aboutcoffee April 29 2009, 01:21:38 UTC

I think you were turned on by the fact that he looked like he was going to knock you flat.

I would have LOLed. And then stunned him, of course.

ask_captainjack April 29 2009, 01:29:57 UTC

He might have knocked me flat, had he been in a position to roll his thick meaty folds of flesh over my taut muscles and things.

Maybe if he pinned my wrists with a judo move, or if he had some gorgeous lady assistants who tackled my legs and held me down...

I know you've got my back. You would have stunned the shit out of him. I probably wouldn't have even had to order you. Most likely if I were under Rhys' weight I wouldn't have been able to gather enough breath to scream!

gwen_e_cooper April 29 2009, 01:35:38 UTC

Most likely if I were under Rhys' weight I wouldn't have been able to gather enough breath to scream!

That is just... mean! And so not true! In fact-

Never mind.

ask_captainjack April 29 2009, 01:37:14 UTC

I just assumed you were on top. I was going to make a Fandom Secret to that effect.

GWEN COOPER: I THINK SHE'S ON TOP.

HOW COULD SHE NOT BE?

I MEAN REALLY. LOL.

gwen_e_cooper April 29 2009, 01:41:43 UTC

Oh ha ha JACK. Like you could know.

Okay. Most of the time. Not all the time. Rhys has a bad back.

ask_aboutcoffee April 29 2009, 02:00:47 UTC

Like the one I found on tinypic today?

ask_captainjack April 29 2009, 02:03:12 UTC

YES, exactly! Wow. Actualisation, huh? You think something and it comes true. I thought it only really worked with blow jobs!

Secret# http://i39.tinypic.com/33oru2u.jpg gwen_e_cooper April 29 2009, 02:08:46 UTC

OMG THAT IS PERSONAL.

How can you make a secret about people you work with?

I don't know how Hart can put us in his fan fictions either.

It's creepy, is what it is.

Re: Secret# http://i39.tinypic.com/33oru2u.jpg ask_aboutcoffee April 29 2009, 02:09:45 UTC

NO WANK!

Re: Secret# http://i39.tinypic.com/33oru2u.jpg gwen_e_cooper April 29 2009, 02:14:44 UTC

Oh, but...

http://i42.tinypic.com/5y5csx.jpg

Re: Secret# http://i39.tinypic.com/33oru2u.jpg ask_aboutcoffee April 29 2009, 02:19:44 UTC

It's exhausting if you do it all the time, though. This person should remember that!

Re: Secret# http://i39.tinypic.com/33oru2u.jpg gwen_e_cooper April 29 2009, 02:24:01 UTC

INORITE? Sheesh.

Re: Secret# http://i39.tinypic.com/33oru2u.jpg ask_captainjack April 29 2009, 02:18:22 UTC

Hey you work for ME. I own the trademark on your image so I can put you in any awesome secrets I like!

Re: Secret# http://i39.tinypic.com/33oru2u.jpg gwen_e_cooper April 29 2009, 02:27:04 UTC

So you're saying this is like droit de seigneur but for tinypics?

I feel my digital image is being slightly violated.

(But at least you didn't make a poster. I don't even eat expensive food. We shop at Co-op.)

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