Comments | oh_doask: Mission: WELSH GREYS (NON-NATIVE)

oh_doask

Mission: WELSH GREYS (NON-NATIVE)

Apr 13, 2009 18:04

We got a report from Torchwood Two this afternoon of Greys in Snowdonia National Park, on Snowdon itself (the lower levels, which is even more worrying) (at least I think that's what he said, Archie has kind of a strong burr). It's possible there was a spacecraft crash or some kind of tourist package -- Earth on Three Credits a Day! -- but either ( Read more... )

mission possible

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

Re: WAIT! ask_captainjack April 15 2009, 23:41:09 UTC

TWO HOLSTERS? Why does one have lego in it?

WHY DID YOU SAY YOU THREW WEBLEY IN THE POO!?

SHE'S NOT IN THE POO. Somebody moved her to the other side of my belt!

Re: WAIT! ask_captainjack April 15 2009, 23:42:04 UTC

A CON!
IANTO THIS WAS A CON.

Re: WAIT! oh_doask April 15 2009, 23:42:50 UTC

Do you see me LOLing?

Oh yes, I'm LOLing hard.

Re: WAIT! ask_captainjack April 15 2009, 23:45:05 UTC

Webley looks ok, unharmed by poo. A TEST IS NECESSARY.

Do you see me shooting you in the ankle?

LOL you probably heard the shot before you "saw" the bullet.

Re: WAIT! ask_aboutcoffee April 15 2009, 23:46:32 UTC

I'm going to saunter upstairs, shower, and then maybe get Martha to staunch the bleeding.

Re: WAIT! ask_captainjack April 15 2009, 23:47:38 UTC

HE DOESN'T DESERVE STAUNCHING, IANTO.

Let him lie there scream for his Moms. Hey, are you showering without me?

Re: WAIT! oh_doask April 15 2009, 23:48:44 UTC

Bastard!

...I'll get boned now though. By Martha!

Re: WAIT! ask_captainjack April 15 2009, 23:54:41 UTC

I bet Martha makes you heal the old-fashioned way, Cripple McGimpy! The boner has "side-effects" and "potential risks" of which I didn't bother to mention to Ianto because the boner is convenient and Owen's standard of risk is notoriously low.

Re: WAIT! ask_aboutcoffee April 15 2009, 23:51:01 UTC

Only if you don't come up here in the next five minutes or so.

Re: WAIT! ask_captainjack April 15 2009, 23:52:55 UTC

Ok hang on, I just need to

STOMP VICIOUSLY ON HART'S ANKLE

and

find some cling-film to wrap Webley in.

I'm taking her into the shower with us. I just want to be close to her after the scare I just had.

Re: WAIT! ask_aboutcoffee April 15 2009, 23:58:16 UTC

I have zipper-bags.

Also, lots of suds.

Re: WAIT! ask_captainjack April 16 2009, 00:05:24 UTC

You're a soothing influence Ianto. What would Torchwood do without you? I'm going to use the first piece of Sheep Poo Paper I make to write you a sexy letter of commendation. I'm going to glue it to the other sexy letters in your file!

Re: WAIT! ask_captainjack April 15 2009, 23:43:49 UTC

HE WAS BETTING ON ME NOT FULLY CHECKING MY BELT FOR GUNS!

JESUS!!! THERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU KIDS.

Back to all threads

Leave a comment