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Mission: WELSH GREYS (NON-NATIVE)

Apr 13, 2009 18:04

We got a report from Torchwood Two this afternoon of Greys in Snowdonia National Park, on Snowdon itself (the lower levels, which is even more worrying) (at least I think that's what he said, Archie has kind of a strong burr). It's possible there was a spacecraft crash or some kind of tourist package -- Earth on Three Credits a Day! -- but either ( Read more... )

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oh_doask April 13 2009, 17:41:10 UTC

You need to give me an in-depth physical after my recent experiences. Jack says so.

ask_captainjack April 13 2009, 17:43:42 UTC

I NEVER SAID THAT.

Oh hang on, yeah I did. It's okay Martha, you don't have to touch him directly.

Owen had a whole box of "sterile gloves" he claimed protected him from disease.

ask_arealdoctor April 13 2009, 17:45:33 UTC

I'm thinking more like a tranquiliser dart.

gwen_e_cooper April 13 2009, 20:09:10 UTC

I'm thinking more like a tranquiliser dart.

I'm happy to assist with that, Martha. Would you like to shoot or paint on the target?

ask_arealdoctor April 13 2009, 17:44:32 UTC

Unfortunately, I do need to give you a baseline physical. After you shower.

You have a choice: sedation or restraints. I'm sure you'd enjoy either, but I'm not going near you without one or the other.

oh_doask April 13 2009, 17:46:04 UTC

I volunteer Jack to hold me down.

ask_captainjack April 13 2009, 17:48:13 UTC

Can't! I'm too busy not loving you any more.

oh_doask April 13 2009, 17:50:04 UTC

No physical for me then and I'll drip GREY all over the Hub! Look, it makes swirls when I twirl like this.

Funny.

ask_arealdoctor April 13 2009, 17:52:40 UTC

Are you sure you're not an escapee from that... place they told me about on Flat Holm? It's a very nice place. I'm sure you'll like it there. You can have a nice soft padded cell and all the baskets you can weave.

oh_doask April 13 2009, 18:18:54 UTC

I'm not.

I'm Jack's coparent.

ask_captainjack April 13 2009, 18:22:07 UTC

There was no coparenting going on, DONOR!

oh_doask April 13 2009, 18:24:04 UTC

Let's ignore you stole my sperm from me in an illegal move by the laws of tennis, I was willing to be there for the kid for five minutes before I had to go off. It qualifies.

ask_captainjack April 13 2009, 18:32:43 UTC

Nobody was going to leave you to "be there for" that kid. You tapped her skull with your knuckles looking for soft spots! After I'd specifically written "DNT TCH!!!" on her face in marker.

oh_doask April 13 2009, 19:12:36 UTC

I was only making sue you hadn't gone ahead with the re-gen procedure. Thank god she still had my cheekbones!

ask_captainjack April 13 2009, 23:03:07 UTC

Yeah thanks for nothing. I felt every sharp edge in utero I can tell you!

oh_doask April 13 2009, 23:06:37 UTC

Between my cheekbones and the cleft in your chin she clearly got the better deal.

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