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Today was all around fantastic. Outstanding live music and great times with old friends. I am so pumped to be alive, it hurts. Thank you Earth for being so out of control.
I am bummed the Lakers won this evening.
Church in T-minus 4 hours. D:
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Bonerszz.
The internet, I love Seattle. It is such a wasteland of entertainment and happy assholes. I always have a good time and there are ROCK AND ROLL bars for drunkin at! My lord. I think i want to move there and not tell anyone. Just finally become healthy and fit, drink with Seattle vikings, and play stupid folk music ( Read more... ) -
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Why the hell does everyone blame someone for their own problems? If Someone or something sucks so much, get rid of it. No, really... get the fuck away from it.
I am so goddamn sick of hearing:
"Man - my job is shitty. My boss is such a bitch."
"My boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/hooker is such a asshole. Why can't they just love ME more?"
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99 bottles of piss on the floor.
Roll black water, keep on rollin'....
Last night was fun. I got home and puked and puked and puked. Fantastic. It's like being in high school all over again only I became drunk in a bar and not someone's basement.
I think the folks I hung out with last night are bad ass dudes. I am glad for that. Time to sit and stare. *gurggle* -
Well shit.
How's that for closure? Pretty outstanding if I do say so myself.
Sucks though.
Oh well.
The world keeps turning - I'm not going to resist it.
Life is good. Say it like you mean. All of you, please... out loud... say it.
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Here's to whatever the hell.
Yeah, I know. Another new journal. I'm ever-changing and find it reasonable. I will be posting more often because I need to keep my mouth shut in real actual human life more often but have a need to talk shit. It's a disease.
More to come.
