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[ofmyderriere]

So I guess evidence points to this...not being some kind of weird psychotic break. I don't know how I feel about it! But moving on: I have my own address now! So if anyone...wants that, uh, it exists. I don't know. It's crazy, you know, like not long ago ago I was in Cara's spare room and she was like SWEETIE DO I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG

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[swordofchrist]

I don't know too much about your story but I'm a Father.

[ofmyderriere]

'My story'?

[swordofchrist]

About needing priests.

[ofmyderriere]

Well, that's probably because I didn't say.

[adamantined]

DONNA.

I'm glad you've settled in okay. Which apartment are you in?

[ofmyderriere]

CLAIRE.

[address]! We're settling, it's this whole big...settle...y thing.

[adamantined]

It takes a little while to adjust to, but after a while you won't really notice anything weird or adjust-worthy at all.

Which is scary in its own right.

[ofmyderriere]

That's kind of terrifying, yeah! I don't know, I like to think I can roll with the punches.

[alittlecredit]

Gimme your address, I'll send you a jell-o mold.

I promise I'll only kill you if you get that stupid song stuck in my head one more time.

[ofmyderriere]

Why are you gonna send me a jell-o mold.

Them's fighting words, sparky.

[alittlecredit]

Because that's what you do to haze new people you like. Plus I like the way they jiggle.

You can never win. You don't know the kind of people I've lived with.

[ofmyderriere]

If there's going to be jiggling in this apartment I'm gonna be the one doing it!

Well, you don't know the kind of girl I am, either.

[filmzbyzach]

I'm not a serial killer or anything equally horror movie...

What lion?

(Probably, but they're probably not....I wouldn't go looking?)

[ofmyderriere]

You don't strike me as a serial killer. You kind of remind me of

He said his name is Scar. He'd never seen a baby before! Which makes sense, but it was still...y'know. Weird.

(Whyyyy not?)

[filmzbyzach]

That's a relief.

...Scar. No way how did I miss that. Talking lions aren't as weird as some other things here, I guess.

(....because?)

[ofmyderriere]

Yeah, I mean, what would you DO if your vibe was "serial killer"?

In my expert opinion on shit being weird: talking lions are weird. Not HORRIBLE but weird.

(Well what if I need a priest? What then?)

[silk_for_calde]

I am what you might call a priest, loosely, though in my whorl we are called augurs. I'm not certain what Catholic means, though.

[ofmyderriere]

I don't think you're what I'm looking for, honey! But I'm always interested in meeting new people anyway.

A Catholic priest is a priest in the Catholic church. Roman Catholic, specifically!

[silk_for_calde]

Understandably so, I merely thought it would be polite to offer any assistance I could. I'm Patera Silk-- though the title holds little sway here, so few people use it.

Ah, I see-- am I correct in assuming that is one of the religions of Earth? I find it a little difficult to keep them straight, to tell the truth.

[ofmyderriere]

That's nice of you! I'm Donna, no title included! (Well, I guess 'Mrs'? But I wouldn't be 'Mrs Donna', that'd be retarded.)

Yep! It's a sect of Christianity.