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[ofmyderriere]

So I guess evidence points to this...not being some kind of weird psychotic break. I don't know how I feel about it! But moving on: I have my own address now! So if anyone...wants that, uh, it exists. I don't know. It's crazy, you know, like not long ago ago I was in Cara's spare room and she was like SWEETIE DO I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG

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[alittlecredit]

Gimme your address, I'll send you a jell-o mold.

I promise I'll only kill you if you get that stupid song stuck in my head one more time.

[ofmyderriere]

Why are you gonna send me a jell-o mold.

Them's fighting words, sparky.

[alittlecredit]

Because that's what you do to haze new people you like. Plus I like the way they jiggle.

You can never win. You don't know the kind of people I've lived with.

[ofmyderriere]

If there's going to be jiggling in this apartment I'm gonna be the one doing it!

Well, you don't know the kind of girl I am, either.

[alittlecredit]

Yeeeeeah, that was way too much information.

You're right, I don't, seeing as you've got the foulest mouth I ever heard on a young mom.

[ofmyderriere]

C'mon now, that was hardly anything.

I come by it honestly.

[alittlecredit]

Someone needs to tell that to my imagination.

[ofmyderriere]

It's not gonna make you feel any better if I tell you that comparatively I've mellowed out, huh?

[alittlecredit]

It's okay. You can't possibly be worse than this girl I used to know, but she was also a violent klepto.

Promise you won't steal my stuff?

[ofmyderriere]

Well, I'm not a klepto!

[alittlecredit]

I'm glad you're not a klepto! This means I can send you a jell-o mold and not be afraid.

How's your brat?

[ofmyderriere]

However if I were to say "relax, I don't bite" I would be lying, FYI.

The spawn's doing good! We're just cruising.

[alittlecredit]

If I have to get a rabies shot, you're paying for it.

Cruising?

[ofmyderriere]

I'm not going to give you RABIES, oh my god.

Relaxing. Kinda.

[alittlecredit]

Weirder shit has happened, ok?

Hard to relax when you're so far from home.

[ofmyderriere]

Okay but I'm definitely not giving you rabies.

Yeah. I don't know, home wasn't really relaxing.