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[officerhotpants]

Woah, I woke up from a nap and now I'm... well, I'm somewhere! With a bunny! This is totally like this dream I had last week, but everything was made out of chocolate. And there were more rainbows too...

Oh wait, I guess I should be figuring out how to get back to the base 'cause I'm so lost agai-

Oh! I'm sorry, but I don't think-Hey! Cool! The

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[codeworddirtbag]

Oh, sunuvabitch...!

Hi, DONUT.

[officerhotpants]

Oh, hi Grif! Hey, are you lost as well? Awesome! We can be lost together! Do you have a talking bunny too? You think Sarge'll let me keep mine? It's adorable!

[codeworddirtbag]

...actually, no. I've been stuck here with the craziest people ever! And been like that since APRIL!

No, I don't have a bunny, I got this pointy-headed DIGIMON called Bokomon. Say hi, Bokomon.

Hi, Bokomon!

Smartass... Rgh... where the hell are you anyway?

[officerhotpants]

April? But you were at breakfast this morning!

...what's a Digimon?

I tired to explain already, but...

Oh! Oh! I see... a tree. And, uh... another tree. I think I'm in a forest.

[nexingly]

More idiots?

[officerhotpants]

...what're you doing in Bunnyland?

[nexingly]

This isn't bunnyland you idiot!

[officerhotpants]

Yeeeeah, so I found out. I feel kind of silly now, I mean- it's so obvious we're in Narnia!

[onisensei]

Dude your name is Donut?

[officerhotpants]

Yeah, Private Franklin Delano Donut! That's me!

[onisensei]

Franklin...Delano...

OK I was gonna bust your balls for your last name...but the whole thing together sounds kinda awesome.

Aw screw it...your last name is donut dude! How many donut hole jokes do you hear on a regular basis?

donut's confused as to why bunnyland has weird, scary men in it .___.

[officerhotpants]

Uhm, thanks?

Sometimes... kinda... Yeah, sometimes. But it does sound a lot cooler when you add Private to the front!

[naptimeb4pants]

ADMIRAL BUTTERCRISP!

Were you shanghaied by pirates?

[officerhotpants]

Hey, Caboose! Grif said you were here!

Woah! There's pirates here too? This place just gets better and better!

[naptimeb4pants]

Yes. There is one who is big and hairy who looks like a walrus.

[officerhotpants]

...maybe that pirate's been at sea for way too long and he, like, mutated into one? Kind of like in that film with the guy with the claws that stabs stuff 'cause his cells went all bleh, but not really?

[deathtotheblues]

Well I suppose if the former blues get one, the reds get one too. So much for the alliance though. Kind of surprised it worked out so long. Maybe keep it running for a little while longer. Donut, it's Sarge. Where in tarnation are you? D'Ango?

(ooc: strikes grumbling)

[officerhotpants]

Oh, hey Sarge!

D'Ango... yeah, I think so foresty place, right? I'm trying to find the lamp thing like Grif said to!