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Yeah, well, happy fucking Halloween to you, too!
(OoC: Grif. Rock. Nothing more, nothing less.) -
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Sarge is missing. It's hot in here. And I'm starting to SMELL.
GODDAMMIT! That does it! I'm going somewhere that isn't a living oven! -
[Locked from Hostiles]
Hey, guys? Has anyone seen Jason? Tried seeing if he was in his room and... nope, nuttin'. Not out training, not out watching over the place.
Hell, I can't find his partner anywhere!
...what, does his Ranger training include acting like Snake Eyes?
(OoC: For the record? Jason got shunted back for timeskip goodness! He'll be back next week!) -
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Hey, Sarge? I got turned into a llama. Can I take the rest of the day off? -
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You know what? The little midget's right.
I'm calling a beer run! -
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Hey, guys? What's with the cannon in the fridge? I mean, really... it's nice and all, but...
Grif got hit with it. He's out like a light.
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He was shot with a freaking frozen turkey.
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That's actually funny when you think about it! -
[Locked from Hostiles, Yan Lin and those who went on that pirate trip]
Alright, guys. Looks like I'm going on a mission of mercy here...
...so, the party's canceled.
Anyway, I'm taking Sam, Max and Mario and we're gonna hunt down Sarge and beat the everliving shit out of himtalk some sense into him about this whole fling with Yan Lin.
So... yeah.
See ya whenever!
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Y'know, I hate running to other people for stuff that's needed to be done...
...
Okay, I LOVE running to other people, but this... this is important!
Look at this! LOOK AT IT!
Sarge. And Yan Lin.
DO. NOT. MOTHER FUCKING WANT!
We have to stop them. We have to ruin their DATE! For the sake of all of our brains, Sarge and Yan Lin must not be ( Read more... ) -
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...guys? Anyone? Sarge? Sam? Max? ...hell, even Deadpool?
Someone help me back? I'm still tangled up in a tree... after Sarge KICKED ME OFF OF TETHA !
What the hell was the point of using me as the New Year's Ball?! There was one in Neon!
SOMEONE GET ME DOWN! -
[Backdated to the 25th]
...what the hell...?
FRUITCAKE!? WHO'S FUCKING IDEA WAS THIS?! WHO THE HELL GAVE ME FRUITCAKE FOR CHRISTMAS!?