Calibration 9 [Accidental Video | Fountain Shard]

[officer_garrus]

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[OOC: You all get a video because typing the whole thing out would take too long and I'm lazy. Part of the Fountain Shard Plot. Changed the lie from the original post, because this was easier and saved the trouble of finding another video. More details in the plot post for Garrus. CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR MASS EFFECT 1.]

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time to break garrus

[doctor_tangent]

Wait. Why is Saren Arterius referring to that woman as "Shepard"?

poor Garrus

[officer_garrus]

Mordin, that's Shepard. Don't you recognize her?

Poor crew of the Normandy

[doctor_tangent]

What are you talking about? Shepard's male. Unless my understanding of human anatomy and my regular medical tests have suddenly been proven false... Fairly sure that Shepard isn't a woman.

[officer_garrus]

Mordin, is this a joke? Shepard's not a man. I think I of all turians would know whether Shepard was male or female.

[hatedbyfanboys]

[Raiden just... blinks. He has no idea what any of that means]

[officer_garrus]

Oh, Raiden. This... is a very long story.

Well, um, now you know what my Commander looks like.

lol Jennifer Hale

[hatedbyfanboys]

Her voice kind of sounds familiar...

and Quinton Flynn

[officer_garrus]

Oh? ...She doesn't have a counterpart in your world, does she?

[Now that he thinks about it, Raiden does sound pretty similar to a drell he and the team encountered once.]