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[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

Oct 28, 2010 06:05

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy ( Read more... )

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[Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 22:16:50 UTC

Aha! So there are others actually in this world!

[He is ecstatic because this is his first human contact since being kicked out of the house in New Bark.]

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 22:19:05 UTC

[He gives this new person a curious look.]

What do you mean?

Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 22:24:51 UTC

Your the first person I've seen that hasn't come in on my gear! I was starting to believe I had been hallucinating!

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 22:28:04 UTC

[France's left eye twitches.]

I am not a hallucination.

[He waves his handfuls of Rattata and Pigdey indignantly at this guy.]

I am the Nation of France, home of the most excellent cuisine!

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[VIDEO] moemoeotaku October 27 2010, 22:39:39 UTC

Neither! These creatures are not to be eaten!

[VIDEO] of_france October 27 2010, 22:43:32 UTC

[France scowls at her.]

Why not? They're rats and pigeons essentially, and those are perfectly edible.

[VIDEO] moemoeotaku October 27 2010, 22:51:15 UTC

They've are not the same! I think They are intelligent creatures. They are to be our friends and loyal companions in our arduous journey across this world!

[Are those tiny tears in her eyes? Possibly. Excuse her flare for the melodramatics.]

It is also illegal to eat them in this world

[Video 1:2] of_france October 27 2010, 22:57:09 UTC

Yes, but they are still animals. They haven't the same intelligence or capability of speech as we do; thus, it should be fine to eat them.

[Oh, melodrama is something France does excellently. He's just hungry.]

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[video] primaduelerina October 27 2010, 22:41:40 UTC

... [ WHY. ] I wouldn't recommend eating them.

[Video] of_france October 27 2010, 22:44:36 UTC

[Noms! France is tired of eating vegetarian fare.]

Why not? Is the meat stringy?

[Video] primaduelerina October 27 2010, 22:50:43 UTC

They're important creatures here, and to eat one would not only be highly inconsiderate, but cruel. That, and I don't believe they're edible to humans.

[Video] of_france October 27 2010, 22:55:23 UTC

[He gazes at her with an incredulous expression.]

So not eating these is a cultural thing? Does this world even have a culture?

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[action] newfrance October 27 2010, 22:49:58 UTC

[Canada is hugging his seel and beaming up at France.]

Wow, papa! Dinner's gonna be great!

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 22:54:07 UTC

[France positively beams, dropping the catch on the ground and starting to set up for a fire.]

Absolutely! Do you want soup or roast?

[Action] newfrance October 27 2010, 22:56:24 UTC

Ummm... [He thinks deeply on this for a moment.] Roast!

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 23:00:06 UTC

[France nods.]

That would probably be for the best. Good choice.

[He starts gathering dry wood, which there is a plethora of due to the stagnant weather.]

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[Video] foolishwren October 27 2010, 23:57:54 UTC

.... You'd probably be better off not eating those.

Unless you want the police after you.

[She doesn't even know about the fact that they're inedible yet sob.]

[Video 1:2] of_france October 28 2010, 00:17:44 UTC

...

[Video 2:2] of_france October 28 2010, 00:18:07 UTC

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!

[Video p-poor France] foolishwren October 28 2010, 00:42:15 UTC

You mean aside from everything?

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