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[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

Oct 28, 2010 06:05

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy ( Read more... )

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[Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 22:16:50 UTC

Aha! So there are others actually in this world!

[He is ecstatic because this is his first human contact since being kicked out of the house in New Bark.]

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 22:19:05 UTC

[He gives this new person a curious look.]

What do you mean?

Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 22:24:51 UTC

Your the first person I've seen that hasn't come in on my gear! I was starting to believe I had been hallucinating!

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 22:28:04 UTC

[France's left eye twitches.]

I am not a hallucination.

[He waves his handfuls of Rattata and Pigdey indignantly at this guy.]

I am the Nation of France, home of the most excellent cuisine!

Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 22:39:33 UTC

Wait...a country in a human body?

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 22:42:19 UTC

[Well. This one seems actually quite reasonable. It's rare France runs into someone who doesn't flip.]

Yes. Now, braised or roasted?

[He waves his catch at Ocelot.]

Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 22:49:15 UTC

What? What do you mean? Last I heard, pokemon taste awful!

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 22:52:37 UTC

[Good job. You just shot down France's hopes and dreams. He looks devastated.]

But... but...

I'm so tired of nuts!

Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 22:55:02 UTC

Get over it you whiny bastard!

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 23:02:51 UTC

[France stomps his foot and glares.]

I am not whiny: I am an artist tied of being stifled in this world of limited food selection!

Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 23:11:05 UTC

Its no different for me, you'll survive! Besides, are there no food hotspots here?

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 23:13:10 UTC

[Well. A man uninterested in art. How hideous.]

In case you hadn't noticed (and I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't), there are only residents in the town.

Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 23:20:22 UTC

Can you not catch a fish? There was water there.

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 23:22:36 UTC

In case you haven't noticed, there isn't a place to buy a fishing rod around here.

[Plainly, this guy is as daft as he is muscular.]

Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 23:37:41 UTC

My god your hopeless! Just cut down a tree and make one yourself!

[Action] of_france October 27 2010, 23:42:17 UTC

I don't have an axe or even a butter knife! Haven't you looked in the stupid pack you were given to survive with?!

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