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[odetosymmetry]

I-It's HORRIBLE! L-Liz? Patty? Where are you?

What is this ghastly place?? The aesthetics; it's all wrong! So very, very, very wrong...

Not symmetrical! No symmetry at all!

... B-But it seems that I live here? It makes no sense! How can I have allowed such an atrocity to happen?!

That table should be over there... That lamp...

I'm WORTHLESS, nothing

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[hide_break_play]

Oh, boy.

[odetosymmetry]

[Not distracted yet!]

Yes... I should die now, it's all I'm good for...

[rrrrrrrrapetime]

*well, this guy's odd. Messing with him sounds like it'd be fun.*

My, my~ If I remember right, you were the one who arranged everything this way! Everyone tried telling you otherwise, but you were so insistent on this terrible mess!

Now look where it got you! Ahahaha~~! *clapping* Maybe you should've listened to all those little voices, hmm~?

[odetosymmetry]

N-Nonsense! I would do no such thing!

[rrrrrrrrapetime]

Ah~ You say that now!

Do you remember how you got here? Hmmm~? If you can't remember coming here, how do you know you haven't done all this permanent wreckage to the building yourself~~?

[odetosymmetry]

[on the floor twitching by this point.]

...Why... Why would you suggest such unspeakable evil?...

[kol_shevik]

Perhaps there are worse things than "aesthetics" in funny town, boy.

[odetosymmetry]

Funny... Town?...

Are you joking?? I've never seen anything so HIDEOUS! Although the houses all in rows is actually quite pleasant...

[kol_shevik]

Sometimes I make small joke. Да, it is rather unattractive. Are you going to fix?

[odetosymmetry]

W-well, I will have to fix my accommodation of course. I REFUSE to sleep in such squalor. I'll have nightmares.

I wouldn't know where to begin with the rest of it... It's all so vile.

[1stinproduction]

But, um... you didn't make it like that... s-so, there's no reason to die for it.

[odetosymmetry]

... But still, I might have been able to do something to prevent it...

At any rate, I MUST CORRECT THIS ATROCITY.

[1stinproduction]

Do you want any help?

[odetosymmetry]

Yes, yes, yes! Come over here and fix this for me!

I can't go near all of it. I might throw up.

No, no, I have to try-- But I can't possibly--

[rainbowbrush]

What's your problem?

[odetosymmetry]

... 'My problem?'

Can't you look around you and see how disgustingly unsymmetrical this place is ?!

[rainbowbrush]

Really? I think it's pretty symmetrical. All the houses look the same. It's boring.

[odetosymmetry]

Boring? Symmetry is all that is beautiful! Beauty based on or characterised by such excellence of proportions.

What can be more beautiful than that? That is why it is my "aesthetics".