Saga of the Wedding...Part Drop A Deuce

[oddapalooza]

I can once again feel my eyebrows...which is a good thing.  The Wednesday before the wedding I had them waxed by a tiny asian dominatrix who used lava and pinecone strips.  The angry red, swollen aftermath made me look like a cavewoman who went bobbing for fries at the local McDonald's.  I also got a "relaxing" massage (my first ever) that same day

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[fallconsmate]

OMG. reading this made me cry. that is SO beautiful!!!!! *hugs and kisses you*

[neowiccan]

oh.....oh.......oh..................